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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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I don't forgive you
But please don't hold me to it
Born under Scorpio skies,
I wanted to see the world
Through your eyes until it happened
Then I changed my mind
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imagine if you knew someone who never did anything wrong or annoying and never made a mistake. you’d hate them right? you’d want to kill them with your teeth. well that’s the standard you’re holding yourself to buddy. that’s your idealized self. and you know what? you should kill it with your teeth
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sometimes my friends send me good reels
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If I can make it through the weekend
I am gonna live forever
If I can just see out the evening
Tomorrow I might feel better
I've been handling things okay...
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flint you have to stop. you hate england too tough. your swag too pirate. your bitch too in control of the narrative. they’ll remove you from your own story
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Humiliation Kink is a name you’d see in a family tree from 1640s Massachusetts
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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades
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your bf looks like he had the handle xan hathaway in 2017
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self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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hey do you want to come outside and play cigarettes with me?
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for sale baby shoes, and the baby was lowkey wearing them when it died
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