wenxuanakgae

[wenxuanakgae]

wen xuan: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

jian yi: Killed without hesitation.

wen xuan: No.

[wenxuanakgae]

wen xuan: Hi, I'm Jian Yi's emergency contact.

counter woman: You're here to pick them up?

wen xuan: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

[wenxuanakgae]

jian yi: Wait you like me? For my personality?

wen xuan: I know, I was surprised too.

[wenxuanakgae]

wen xuan: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.

jian yi: I will politely decline.

[wenxuanakgae]

(in the demonic beast territory)

wen xuan: so we're gathered here today for a very special reason and i think you'll all agree with me here.

wen xuan: and if you don't well then fuck you.

wen xuan: i'm looking at you, jian yi, you jealous mop.

[wenxuanakgae]

(after hearing the jian family back story)

wen xuan: yes, I'm adopting jian yi and you cowards can't tell me no!

[wenxuanakgae]

jian yi: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

wen xuan: Sure!

wen xuan: Whats your favorite color?

jian yi, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

[wenxuanakgae]

qi jibai: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

jian yi: Thanks, it's the trauma.

[wenxuanakgae]

(After 10 years of separation)

jian yi: Did you miss me while I was gone?

wen xuan: You were gone?

[wenxuanakgae]

wen xuan: Do you want to be the sun in my life?

jian yi: Yes.

wen xuan: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

[wenxuanakgae]

jian yi: I'll offer you some friendly advice-

qin shiyu: I don't want your advice.

jian yi: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

[wenxuanakgae]

(Waxing Moon Island Arc)

wen xuan: You have to apologize to them Jian shidi.

jian yi: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[wenxuanakgae]

ye shengge: chu lian, you need to react when people cry!

chu lian: I did. I rolled my eyes.

[wenxuanakgae]

(Removing the empathy parasite)

wen xuan: Tell me a little about yourself.

jian yi: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

[wenxuanakgae]

wen xuan: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

jian yi: But don't you hate yourself.

wen xuan: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

[wenxuanakgae]

wen xuan: We all have our demons.

wen xuan, grabbing jian yi: This one’s mine.

[wenxuanakgae]

jian yi: Come on, shixiong! How any times do I have to apologize?

wen xuan: Once!

jian yi: …No.