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ok, I made my bi-yearly appearance on this website. I'm leaving now

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“Oh dear.”

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Favorite Looney Tunes: Back in Action Scenes (4/???)

Bugs and friends finding a Wal-Mart in the middle of the desert.

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me every time i see a stingray on the dash: why did you kill steve irwin

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WHOM TRYNA FUCK SEXY CGI MR CLEAN

this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition

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my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

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North American Purgatory, Marc Trujillo

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honestly iconic

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We can talk about that goddamn shitty movie Maleficent till the cows come home, go on and on about how stupid it is to make such a simply evil but awesome villain the martyr for no goddamn reason.

But you know what I want?

I want a spinoff of the Beauty and the Beast about the one who cursed Adam (the beast,) the Enchantress.

Because this bitch

This fucking bitch, is possibly as evil, maybe even more evil and sadistic than Maleficent.

The Enchantress cursed the prince because he failed a test, he was unkind to her because she presented herself as an ugly old hag. She turned him into a werewolf minotaur hybrid (fucking cool I’ll give her that,) because he was rude to her and didn’t want her rose.

So she cursed him, along with every single one of his servants. What did his servants have to do with any of this? Why are they being punished?

Not only that, but this stood out to me when I watched the movie again. When the spell is broken, all of the monstrous statues and art pieces transform into graceful, beautiful ones, I’m assuming that’s what they looked like before.

So this enchantress not only cursed him and his servants (oh and his fucking DOG DID I MENTION THAT) she took away every beautiful thing he had, replacing them with things like goblins, dragons, ghouls and other monsters, just to remind him what he was and what she had done to him, and he would have to look at them every single day.

I’m going to rightfully assume she provided the magic mirror as well, all of the magic in the movie stems from her, the mirror most likely came from her. His only window to the outside world is a handheld mirror, so he can fucking look at himself.

But you know what the kicker is?

If we take these two lines into consideration

“The rose, which was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year” ~Narrator

“Ten years we’ve been rusting…” ~ Lumiere

We can reasonably deduce that the Enchantress cursed the prince when he was eleven years old.

I want this filthy green bitch publicly exposed.

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Capital FM Jingle Bell Ball - 4/12

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That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!

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A few years ago, scientists discovered that human spit contained a natural pain killer, opiorphin, and when they tested it, they found it was six times stronger than morphine. Maybe I did not love you. Maybe I only loved the way I felt healed after kissing you.

— Amanda Helm, kissing you

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