27. Male. German. ¦ I'm basically against everything that kills people and destroys planet earth. I am a passionate football enthusiast, guitarist, love animals (especially cats) and enjoy humorous sarcasm. You can experience what it's like being on my feet. #tropfig #fuckramos ¦ We 👪 need ✌ on 🌏 ¦ Expect us.
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I don't think I'm gonna get over the fact somebody named their cat Angela Dorothea Merkel
El Triunvirato 💜💫
Chardonnay Tauret, Teodelina Sekhmet I & Angela Dorothea Merkel
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Concerned about the massive increase in stabbing incidents over the last 5 years, the German government has begun to roll out an all-encompassing ban on the carriage of knives. Any knife. Butterknives, too.
Now, this definitely won't stop maniacs from going out to stab s.o to death. But it will definitely not stop me from carrying a jar of peanut butter and Nutella to put on my waffles for a quick snack neither.
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Are you seriously being anti-woke on *Tumblr* of all places?
And I'm not the only one.
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Bees, most righteous creature on the planet
Traits: inspiring the invention of the guillotine
“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives
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