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when you go on a tour of the museum of eurovision and accidentally set children on fire
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no one told me you could get free food
i’m signing up wish me luck for eurovision 2015
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So to sum up eurovision:
1.hamster 2.cheesecake??? 3.oh god don't fall 4.look, the teletubbies! 5. beard man singing sad song 6.round piano *drools* 7.sudden dubstep 8.official language yay! iceskater?? 9. Cleavage deeper than Grand Canyon 10.RISE UP 11. bow to the queen peasants! 12.german version of pink?? 13. apparently sweden is in trouble 14.Jimmy Neutron singing about moustaches 15.WHY WOULD YOU TIE YOUR HAIR TOGETHER??? 16. dayum those are some nice costumes 17.flutegirl 18.finlands version of coldplay 19.dancing in the rain 20."i am the hunter, you are the prey, Im gonna eat you up" *Screams* 21.really catchy but super sad song 22.I'M COMING HOME 23.Bruno Mars???????? 24.smooth country 25.the pearl musical 26.POWER TO THE PEOPLE
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'i am the hunter, you are the prey, im gunna eat you up'
what the fuck switzerland
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I see the Spanish have taken inspiration from the British weather
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I would definitely dance in the rain with spain
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holy shit is she in pain or something?
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sorry but all I can think is "ompa lompa "
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