“why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!”
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90s babies we’re getting old
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I get progressively uglier throughout the day
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ill have what they’re having
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once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
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“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”
yo i’m straight not blind
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