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[weltreths-wanderings]

If I forget to pay for something at the store in rp please ping me after a few hours I have severe memory issues)

[weltreths-wanderings]

“Ah- I’m going to have to purchase the view of the cosmos-..I can’t let it fall into the wrong hands..someone could shoot a laser at a planet or something..”

“Shop is open”

1 - Ring of Greed - 372 currency

2 - Arch - 25 currency

3 - Flux circuit - 40 currency

4 - Die - 5 currency

5 - Divine scalpel - 55 currency

6 - Cosmos view - 241 currency

7 - Maze - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - Cain - 10 currency

Orb - Inky void - 15 currency

Robes - red - 1 currency per robe

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"Consumables"

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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency

2 - Mana Potion - 5 currency

3 - Health up - 15 currency

4 - healing tablet - 10 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid @the-mighty-dalob @goblin-wizard-in-the-making @ignisuadaroleplay @the-pea-braned-warlock @wizard-ghost @rockstonewizard @magikmaelstrom @lead-sorcerer @good-wizard @shittest-wizard-ever @avarice-ltd

[weltreths-wanderings]

Mmm.. after that incident..?

Not like I have anything better to do, I’ll draw one.

“Shop is open”

1 - warning tap - 5 currency

2 - enchantment stripper - 17 currency

3 - lock-picks - 13 currency

4 - infinite sand- 24 currency

5 - wood weave - 7 currency

6 - 1 time use Big Red Button - 100 currency

7 - unknown door-knob - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - Cain - 10 currency

Orb - ritual - 10 currency

Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe

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"Consumables"

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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency

2 - healing vial - 5 currency

3 - skin of dragon mana - 20 currency

4 - healing tablet - 10 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid

[weltreths-wanderings]

Alright..how much.

“Shop is open”

1 - warning tap - 5 currency

2 - enchantment stripper - 17 currency

3 - lock-picks - 13 currency

4 - infinite sand- 24 currency

5 - wood weave - 7 currency

6 - 1 time use Big Red Button - 100 currency

7 - unknown door-knob - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - Cain - 10 currency

Orb - ritual - 10 currency

Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe

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"Consumables"

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1 - Mana potion - 10 currency

2 - healing vial - 5 currency

3 - skin of dragon mana - 20 currency

4 - healing tablet - 10 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid

[weltreths-wanderings]

..Do you still have the lock picks? I got locked out of my Temple by MISTAKE.

“Shop is open”

1 - warning tap - 5 currency

2 - enchantment stripper - 17 currency

3 - lock-picks - 13 currency

4 - infinite sand- 24 currency

5 - wood weave - 7 currency

6 - 1 time use Big Red Button - 100 currency

7 - unknown door-knob - 5 currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - Cain - 10 currency

Orb - ritual - 10 currency

Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe

————

"Consumables"

————

1 - Mana potion - 10 currency

2 - healing vial - 5 currency

3 - skin of dragon mana - 20 currency

4 - healing tablet - 10 currency

——-

"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer @damnable-druid

[weltreths-wanderings]

I have found myself sitting on it.

[weltreths-wanderings]

Ice Resistance.. is it still available..?

“Shop is open”

1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency

2 - Red steel - 20 currency

3 - Origami Eye - 50 currency

4 - sigil - 300 currency

5 - Sea creature - (depending) currency

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"Wizard Essentials"

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Staff - wooden - 4 currency

Orb - glass - 8 currency

Robes - red - 1 currency per robe

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"Potions"

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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency

2 - sun light in a bottle - 15 currency

3 - energy potion - 5 currency

4 - healing potion - 10 currency

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"Salt"

@bi-gender-sorcerer

[weltreths-wanderings]

There is an egg in my house…Why did I think a dragon was a good idea?

[weltreths-wanderings]

To Whom It May Concern,

As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.

All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.

PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.

I hope this Letter finds you well,

-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island

I’m not going to specify the exact location of the underwater temple, as I dislike being sought out. However, I will say that I live somewhere off island’s edge, close to an enormous reef and small estuary.

(My former apprentice was lucky they didn’t drown attempting to find me.)

I would simply draw an arrow pointing somewhere off the coastline saying “Weltreth’s in here somewhere.” Because I am. I am in there somewhere. I would simply shout at the water and I’ll probably come out of it if I’m in the mood. (Don’t.)

[weltreths-wanderings]

I’m getting the feeling that a lot of the new wizards here don’t know how wizard island island works. It’s simple. I’m keeping the island in the sky.

Some ground rules:

Don’t fuck with the tunnels.

Don’t fuck with the generators.

Don’t fuck with my tower.

Don’t fuck with the rats.

Don’t fuck with the goblins.

Don’t fuck with the gnomes.

Don’t fuck with the island defense systems.

You will not “fuck around and find out.” You will fuck around and be dead before you realize it. Idiots.

[weltreths-wanderings]

..I never want wine again.

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[weltreths-wanderings]

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[weltreths-wanderings]

Weltreth starts screaming. (He’s made out of water.) He runs off with the cinnamon orb in hand.

(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)

(List of effects)

TP who TC Gains partial divinity

TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer

TP who TC is immune to all undead

TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill

All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful

TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x

TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour

the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled

TP who TC arms told to metal

TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system

all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year

TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell

TP who NC has there card effect double

TP who TC gets 10 currency

TP who HC has control over a small company of knights

TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour

(Automatic custom card)

TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC

TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres

TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time

TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair

TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation

all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative

TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period

TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes

TP who TC gets struck by lightning

TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min

in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week

TP who LC attacks you

TP who TC loses all of wealth

all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD

TP who TC Dies

TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute

(List of terms)

The person (TP)

The deck (TD)

Drew this card (TC)

Drew last card (LC)

Draws next card (NC)

Holds this card (HC)

(Rules)

You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency

When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you

If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list

Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.

[weltreths-wanderings]

(Make one up I wanna see)

(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)

(List of effects)

TP who TC Gains partial divinity

TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer

TP who TC is immune to all undead

TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill

All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful

TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x

TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour

the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled

TP who TC arms told to metal

TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system

all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year

TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell

TP who NC has there card effect double

TP who TC gets 10 currency

TP who HC has control over a small company of knights

TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour

(Automatic custom card)

TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC

TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres

TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time

TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair

TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation

all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative

TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period

TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes

TP who TC gets struck by lightning

TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min

in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week

TP who LC attacks you

TP who TC loses all of wealth

all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD

TP who TC Dies

TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute

(List of terms)

The person (TP)

The deck (TD)

Drew this card (TC)

Drew last card (LC)

Draws next card (NC)

Holds this card (HC)

(Rules)

You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency

When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you

If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list

Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.

[weltreths-wanderings]

I’ll draw a card. Also, consider the cinnamon orb paid for. (Check your pockets.)

(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on)

(List of effects)

TP who TC Gains partial divinity

TP who TC can ask one question to the universe and gets a true answer

TP who TC is immune to all undead

TP who TC gains absolute mastery of there most proficient skill

All people who wants to attack TP who TC becomes completely peaceful

TP who TC has the vision permanently enhanced by 4x

TP who TC brain grows 10x as fast and smart for 1 hour

the next good effect drawn from TD is doubled

TP who TC arms told to metal

TP who TC is recognised as a minor noble in the nearest nobility system

all eyes in a 1 mile radius of TD glows gold for a year

TP who LC gets magic equal TP who C's magic capabilities for 1 spell

TP who NC has there card effect double

TP who TC gets 10 currency

TP who HC has control over a small company of knights

TP who TC gains scales for 1 hour

(Automatic custom card)

TP who LC has its effect happen to TP who TC

TP who NC has TP who LC effect added to theres

TP who NC will gain the ability to know where you are at all time

TP who TC has all there hair light on fire, they are not armed nor is there hair

TP who TC experiences 1 years worth of advanced mutation that would be handy in this situation

all grass in a 3 yard radius of TD turns into a fungus based alternative

TP who TC will lose all their hair and have it regrow in a 24 hour period

TD loses its magical effect for 10 minutes

TP who TC gets struck by lightning

TP who TC loses their sense of smell for 10 min

in a 1 yard radius around TP who TC rain will clouds form and rain for 1 week

TP who LC attacks you

TP who TC loses all of wealth

all events that took place in the last hour reverts in a 20 yard radius of TD

TP who TC Dies

TP who NC will gain control of your body for 1 minute

(List of terms)

The person (TP)

The deck (TD)

Drew this card (TC)

Drew last card (LC)

Draws next card (NC)

Holds this card (HC)

(Rules)

You can ask pay for a card with 10 currency

When you pay you can specify our of character whether you want a random card or if you want me to make a new one for you

If I make a new one I’ll add it to the list

Also if the card calls for good or bad it is referring to thirds, the first 1/3 is good, the last 1/3 is bad and the middle in neutral, round down and give the neutral the extra cards.

[weltreths-wanderings]

I’ll take the cinnamon orb (what does it do? Is it candy? Is it an orb?) and a card pull please.

“Shops Open!”

1 - Bottle of star juice - 2 currency

2 - potion of reverse fact - 260 currency

3 - crown of the lighting king - 78 currency

4 - Ring of gorn - 20 currency

5 - Bottle of whisky - 10 currency per bottle

6 - Cinnamon orb - 50 currency

7 - magic net - 5 currency

“1 currency per cup of salt.”

“New item”

[weltreths-wanderings]

I have never met a good Oathbreaker. Be wary of rogue paladins.