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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

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I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

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wifi is ok if you're close to the router

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U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

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hello doctor here. I cant untwist your spine but for $3.99 (canadians) I CAN twist it in a new and interesting direction.

Sold. Meet me at the Queen and Spadina MacDonald's. Tonight. The witching hour.

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never let the haters get to you

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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

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I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now! Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here… #youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr

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exploring new frontiers of twitch integration

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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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put a finger down if you were just talking to your 70 year old dad and one thing led to another and you ended up having to sheepishly explain omegaverse and he was asking more and more questions so eventually you were standing with your face fully covered stammering out “a-and they go into… heat… cycles…” but he was still curious so now you’re listening to him read reddit posts about mpreg and yaoi aloud at your kitchen table