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they want you to make fried rice

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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my wife, holding my newborn son: he’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen….

me, thinking about super monkey ball speedruns: he’s……. okay i guess 

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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Xユーザーの和久世 🪐さん: 「#過去に伸びた1枚を載せてまた伸びるのかチャレンジ お茶注いでくれるあさひ https://t.co/cWkEmcGEXb」 / X

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From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:

Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.

Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.

Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.

Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily

Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!

If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.

Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat

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how it feels to ask a question at work

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if a can of ravioli fell down and started rolling at me and my girlfriend i would Protect her

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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