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Fresh strawberries

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Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

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So one of the questions I’ve been getting is on how we get clear pictures of the rats looking straight ahead with their mini paintings every time - and I’m here to tell you that absolutely isn’t always the case lol. While having a good setup helps a lot (as does lots of yogurt!), the other biggest factor in clear pictures is just taking absolute TONS of them! So here you go, here are some of my favorite mini painting photo shoot bloopers - and rest assured that we have many other bloopers that come with each photo session!

As always if you would like to commission your own rat painting (which comes with a 4 by 6 glossy photo of the rat w/their painting - and its not a blooper pic I promise ), you can do so on our Etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings

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I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

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2022-02-22 22:22 !!!!!!

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original thread by @pukicho and several other users

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im tired

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Holy shit.

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rotates rotates rotates

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Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

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I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

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“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

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me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat