weirdopossum

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am non-binary cryptid

i'm nonbinary and want to be a cryptid. I know of multiple nonbinary cryptids on this site. like or reblog if you are nonbinary, are a cryptid, are a nonbinary cryptid, or want to become friends with some nonbinary cryptids. thank you. have a wonderful day.

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My favourite Scottish Cryptid is the “big cats” that everyone claims to see but have no proof of its existence but there’s enough evidence for it to be vaguely possible

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*is incredibly angst*

sister: i don’t need god

me: what do you need then?

sister: i dunno, a good dick down?

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sister: EAT THE RIND, WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE. *chomps on wax cheese rind*

me: dude, you aren’t supposed to eat that.

sister: well, too late now. *continues chomping*

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-AND NOW YOURE GOING TO ADD NUCLEAR WASTE INTO OUR ATMOSPHERE? YOU FUCKING BIMBOS. -my sister on global warming

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me: communion wafers are just holy ravioli

sister: they have to be filled to be ravioli.

me: uh, yeah. they’re filled with the holy spirit.

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mom: i wonder if father bill is retired

sister: are you guys arguing about the priest again? I DONT THINK YOU CAN RETIRE FROM THE SERVICE OF GOD.