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if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar

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we did it tumblr

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ALT

orange turtle 🍊 lightly salted

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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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the small text ruins it but otherwise this shirt reads like a tumblr post. hang on i want to try something.

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Yeah it was me, I made the Cool S sword.

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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

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the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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Boat owners moving a large floating island out of the way on Wisconsin's Lake Chippewa https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1752933191344615440

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Me duele la cabeza

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I'm running on foot up the highway in full armor like a salmon fucking taking off mirrors with my lance

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hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years

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‘DNAde’ - FOUND: Artifact from the Future (Wired Magazine - March 2002)

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Guys 2014 is in two months

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it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means