weirdly-wise

[weirdly-wise]

seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

[weirdly-wise]

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

[weirdly-wise]

[weirdly-wise]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[weirdly-wise]

let us instead do this once again. As faggots

[weirdly-wise]

lol he doesnt even know

[weirdly-wise]

[weirdly-wise]

if you're part time you can vote for what you would get doing full time hours, or you can also vote based on your previous job if currently unemployed. this isn't including bank holidays, any allowance that can be carried over/bought or sick days!

feel free to reblog with your country!

[weirdly-wise]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.

[weirdly-wise]

A doctor saying "Good news! Your labs look great" is like if you were watching a cop show and the chief walked in like "Great news, everybody! The best news! The killer is still at large and we have no leads."

[weirdly-wise]

zuzu father doesn’t want me to tell you this but... the first step to generating lightning is putting a fork in that socket over there

[weirdly-wise]

have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

[weirdly-wise]

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

[weirdly-wise]

I straight up do not trust you if you did not enjoy a single book you had to read for English class. I know they assigned some real stuffy stinkers and the curriculum varies across districts but not one? Not The Outsiders? Not The Picture of Dorian Gray? Not Fahrenheit 451? Not even Frankenstein? Damn. That’s crazy.

[weirdly-wise]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[weirdly-wise]

phenomenon