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mr. farouk:

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What if they reprinted really gory and dark novels with those bland Canva clip-art covers you see on every Wattpad-sourced romcom these days

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World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

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“I want the inside of this house to feel modern, bright and new!” then why the fuck did you buy a vintage, dark and old house in pristine condition?????

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meow meow

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

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hey dude im going through a really rough patch can i please crash on your couch for a couple of days i just have a suitcase full of clothes and like a thousand skeleton warriors

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He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

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daniel molloy walking into that second interview about to fuck up louis and armands marriage again