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you better watch out you better watch out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

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Spotted at a pizza joint in Luigi Mangione’s hometown.

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tips my fedora Hellooww ladiez 😏

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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?

Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?

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If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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just had an absolutely atrocious thought

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college should be free so that the first time you go can just not count. that's just to test the waters. you should be able to be like "well that was weird! okay now this time for real"

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Painting by Russian artist Viktor lyapkalo❤️ (born 1956)

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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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PRACTICAL EFFECTS AND WILLEM DEFOE?? Letterboxd is going to devour this

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big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

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@erodingsinner asked: spare henren art ? <33

of course!!!!

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Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.