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getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things
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I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM
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I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened
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They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
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Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
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me during summer: fuck this. fuck the heat. fuck bugs. fuck sweating. fuck everything. fuck it all. winter honestly couldnt come any sooner
me during winter: its been 84 years... i havent seen a blade of grass since i was a wee child.... my family is dying..... when will i escape from this snow hell.......
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aquaman that is bullshit and you know it
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Trying to sleep under three blankets in the summer like “My sensory issues say yes but the temperature says no.”
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
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“What an unexpected -“
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“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
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“You’re trapped!”
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“By societal convention!”
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“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
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“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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me: damn its hot as fuck outside
me: *wears all black*
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I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.
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when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:
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