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There is no non-incest explanation for "Sammy I get all tingly when you take control like that"

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dean might be a big fan of the wild west but he doesn’t like reverse cowgirl because he thinks that you shouldn’t turn your back on family

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I think Sam/Dean as, like, a solid, established relationship would result in Dean being calmer (eventually) and Sam being even more insane. Dean wants to hold hands in the car and Sam is like "actually, I have to eat him, I have no choice"

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for folks like me on the job from 9 to 5

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they called. the episode. SLASH FICTION. those leviathan doppelgängers were out mugging for the camera on a mallory-n-mickey bonnie-n-clyde pumpkin-n-honeybunny crime spree... for the express purpose, not only of painting a target on the winchesters' backs, but of vilifying & embarrassing them to the world. and the show didn't even have the INTEGRITY to end that cold open of "sam" and "dean" shooting up a bank with a nice lingering shot of them tongue-kissing for the news cameras?!

commit to your own fucking BIT, spn. you gift-wrapped yourself an excuse to one-up the outrageousness of your previous wincest bait and then you walked away and blueballed us? do you just NOT FUCK now. is that it. is this the exact episode that clinched your terminal diagnosis of Does Not Fuck Disease.

you called it SLASH FICTION and i'm suing for breach of contract, because what is that title if not a threat/promise to show us your plausibly-deniable plot-device simulacra of the brothers winchester rounding third base just out of frame. kripke era would've done it, and called us slurs the whole time, and none of us to this day would be able to decide what kind of hate crime it was. but s7 apparently is full of COWARDS.

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summer lovin'

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Watching season 1 of supernatural with my girlfriend. In the middle of 01x08, she goes "you know, I think I understand your whole thing for wincest now" I've never genuinely laughed so fucking hard before.

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by @nowdigging

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Nothing funnier than early Kripke era Dean giving the impression that he’s obsessed w Sam while Sam’s just kinda tolerating it and wants to go back to California but then you take Dean away from him and Sam absolutely fucking loses his mind rinse and repeat for fifteen years

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So happy 45th birthday to Dean who is alive and well with his brother and also happy wincest Wednesday

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...usually??

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Lets Make Sam In A Sleeveless Top The Second Most Reblogged Thing On Tumblr

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happy birthday buddy

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i love desperate manipulative teen sammy with his unrequited love lust for dean. I love a little fucked up kid who would pull every shit in the world to get his big brother to fuck him. I love him jealous and possessive and miserable and vulnerable because at the end of the day he's still a young teen, he's still a kid and he's gonna get himself hurt in all the terrible ways.