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this is all pewdiepie’s fault

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I hate this so much I'm literally nosy.. let me see

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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big fan of this image

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they call me visual hallucination johnson?? i guess?? cause what the FUCK just ran behind my laptop. excuse you????? im literally in the middle of something

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pulling you closer by our red string of fate so i can bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bite you and bi

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a bag of kattlecorn would fix me i think

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shoutout to everyone with a flat affect. especially those on the schizophrenia or autism spectrums. or both if youre nasty.

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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Y’ALL THERE’S A CHOCOLATE GUY IN CHINA TOO

His name is Kris Zhaokai (kris_zhaokai on Xiaohongshu/Red Note) and his creations are incredible

Imagine what he and Amaury Guichon could create together terrifying

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you are like an empty tip jar

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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ok i’m done being crazy lol

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i made a list while i was hiking apparently