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ambivert comics

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Nintendo: We must ask you to wait a little longer than we thought.

Me:

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Emily Blunt as Rita Vrataski in Edge of Tomorrow (2014) dir. Doug Liman

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It happens this year folks…

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actually ive decided that infinity war just needs to be 2.5 hours of peter parker trying his best to address various adult superheroes as politely as possible and struggling a lot. attempts range from “your majesty mr panther sir” (accepted with only a small twitch of the lips & shuri giggling a lot) to “starlord”, which earns him 2 hours of riotous mockery from a talking raccoon

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

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Whenever a wise guide in a fantasy show tells the hero they have to “let go of attachments” to be a hero I just want to smack them in their stupid face because our love for others is what drives us to do good you stupid fucking mentor figure.

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💪 💪 💪

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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

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western liberals

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釘師

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the only person to do this move EVER… truly deserving of the mitski treatment

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https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1087836411183525888

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He’s innocent!

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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks