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BUG A SALT FLY SHOOTER

Get your trigger finger oiled up & ready to let off 80 rounds of insect buckshot out of your new pump action Bugasalt fly shooter. Reload in less than 1 second flat because the basalt uses salt ammo to massacre insects. It flies it dies. That's how we do pest control. If Ted Bundy was a serial fly killer, he would have preferred the Bugasalt. And he's probably an expert on killing things.

What if I miss?

The Bugasalt fires a shotgun spread burst with a hair trigger. At the will of your index finger deliver up to 80 rapid-fire rounds of lethal firepower in each blast. Make American Sniper look silly with the 4-foot range of deadly force and sharpshooter level accuracy with your brand new shiny Beretta 50 Cal. that never misses. That is tens of thousands of miles to a bug.

Is reloading a pain in the ass?

No way! The Bugasalt has a slicker than "socks & sandals" slide cock mechanism so your cocked & locked(locked & cocked?) in fractions of seconds. And after you fire off 80 good ones just pour a little salt in & you are ready for more action. Heres what this bad boy looks like:

BUG A SALT 80 ROUND PUMP ACTION RIFLE

What if my stupid drunk roommate wastes all my ammo missing every shot while I'm at work?

Your new Bugasalt fly cannon is drunk-roommate-friendly because even though flys are smaller targets than toilet bowls, it won't cost you anything when they miss every shot at both of these targets. The basalt Saturday night special requires nothing but salt for ammo, so all your heavily intoxicated friends can fire at will without costing you a dime to reload your baby.

Will this even be useful after the world ends?

Its always a good idea to stock up for doomsday, so if your a survivor grab extra salt ammo for after the world ends. Apocalypse experts recommend these 26oz reload Morton salt canisters, which can be strapped to your utility belt for quick action reloads in between your "gears of war style" rolls between cover.

For only a few dollars more you can grab a 25lb supply (which is enough to refill your Morton salt canister over 15 times) of deadly force bugasalt ammo salt rounds here Just imagine how bad flys and mosquitoes will be after all that radiation poisoning transforms them into giant mutant bugs. You don't want to be out in the wasteland with an empty gun staring at the 25lb horse-flies that are about to make lampshades out of your wife and kids and introduce you to their fly swatters after bending you over first.

How do I make sure I don't just wound it?

You can always go grab a handful of salt packets from Mcdonalds, and these basalt rounds are infected with a dose of toddler hand grease that builds up from the liquid that seeps out of their mouth & noses after consuming happy meals. We all know these bastards don't wash with a dial.

The notorious toddler slime gets on everything they touch, so you can grab some cheap & effective latex gloves here that will keep you safe while venturing near the ball pits. That way you can ensure every shot is a deadly kill shot. Anything under 1 inch tall is gonna get a lethal dose of toddler rabies.

MCDONALDS CUSTOMER

You can also scrape this lethal toxin off the plastic balls in the Mcdonalds playpen, but be sure to store it in a proper biohazard labeled container. Now if you only clip your target wounding it, as soon as the toddler grease hits the bloodstream it becomes a kill shot that would drop an African elephant. This is a totally 100% free source of ammo that never runs out unless Mcdonalds develops a way to make chicken nugget happy meals actually more disgusting than the shit that comes out of the mouths & noses of the customers that foam at the mouth when consuming them. That demographic consists purely of 3-year-olds & lifelong customers.

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BUG A SALT FLY SHOOTER

A textured handgrip ensures super fast cocking speeds so you can pump out maximum lead.

Note sniper scope & camouflage facepaint are not included with the Bugasalt fly shooter.

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Powerhouse SS-FX128-Z 7-ton Electric Log Splitter Review

Are you one of the lucky home owners who have a wood burning stove to provide heat throughout the long cold northern winters? The awesome warmth they provide is only limited by the amount of wood you can split. Now splitting wood is one of the most demanding, tedious and time consuming chores there ever was.

In the end it is totally worth it, with the saving you have in not burning non renewable resources as well as the fact that you will never, ever be cold in the winter, as long as you keep that wood stove burning hot. But in order to tap in to this valuable resource you need to first obtain all the wood you need, then you need to split it. A good device for getting this demanding task done it to buy a wood splitting device such as the Powerhouse SS-FX128-Z 7-ton Electric Log Splitter.

This is a great log splitter for everyday use in a regular household. This model has an electric motor, which means you never need to strain yourself chopping unruly logs down to a manageable size for your wood stove ever again. With a splitting force of seven tons and a solid ram the most difficult logs to split using a wedge and sledge hammer or an axe, will fall apart with ease. Once you load a log in to the slot you simply pull either the high or the low speed lever and the ram will push the log it to the tough sharpened steel wedge, welded to the frame.

For logs that are hard wood, knotted or have a wonky grain you are going to want to use the low speed this ill push the log in to the wedge slowly but with overall more force allowing for easy splitting. If you want soft woods, with minimal knots and a straight grain chopped you can use the higher speed which pushes the log fractionally faster but with less over all force as it is not needed for softer woods. The only limit you have in the logs you want to get cut is, if how much you can lift or maneuver in to the slot without hurting or straining yourself.

As with many electric log splitters the only component you need to keep an eye on is the lever of hydraulic oil, you do not want your new log splitter to seize up before you get your seasons fire wood all cut up.