me as a child: (crying) please don't let the aliens take me
me now: (crying) why won't the aliens take me
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please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.
My “do I know you” game stupid strong 💪💪
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Be a selfish bitch.
Don’t feel bad for going after what you want.
Do that shit on your own fucking terms.
Hold a middle finger up to anyone who puts you down.
Wear what you want.
Do what you want.
Worry about yourself being good before anyone else.
Live life to the fucking fullest.
You run you.
You paint your own damn masterpiece.
Never fucking forget that.
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if you have someone in your life who genuinely cares about how your day went, and listens fully to the fucked up shit that goes on in your mind, and answers your texts or calls you back, and lets you know you’re important to them and/or generally makes you feel cared for, you’re really fucking lucky and i hope you tell this person you appreciate them and i hope if they treat you right and make you feel safe and loved, you hold onto them really tight.
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why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
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straight guys be like “I want a girl with bangin DD’s, a tiny waist, flat belly, a nicki minaj ass, no cellulite, wears makeup but not too much and has long silky perfect hair” but straight girls say “idk I prefer tall guys but I’m open to anyone I’m attracted to” and we’re the shallow ones
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"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"
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