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[webslingerkid]

🕷️ Thanksgiving PSA for Spider-People: 🦃 Feast Responsibly (With a Spider Metabolism!) 🕷️

Hey, Spider-people! Thanksgiving is here, and that means food, family, and maybe a surprise villain or two. Before you swing into action—or onto the dessert table—here’s a quick guide to enjoying the holiday without forgetting your friendly neighborhood responsibilities:

1. Help Out in the Kitchen 🍗: Use those spider reflexes to rescue dropped rolls, pass dishes, or carry the turkey safely. Bonus points for using proper kitchen etiquette. (Never startle a chef with a knife in their hands!)

2. Take Off the Mask at Dinner 🍽️: Even superheroes deserve to sit down, relax, and enjoy a meal with loved ones. Just... maybe don’t mention you fought Doc Ock on the way to the table.

3. Have A Healthy Balance 🥧: Enjoy that extra slice of pie, but don’t forget to fuel up on the good stuff too. A strong Spider-person is a well-fed Spider-person, and that means eating your proteins and your greens! (And saving room for desert!)

4. Pace Yourself 🍰: It’s easy to get caught up in the feast, but remember to take your time. Even a Spider-person can’t take down three pies in one sitting! Your spider metabolism is fast, but it can’t save you from post-feast sluggishness, so be mindful of your hunger and give yourself time to enjoy the meal—and avoid the dreaded food coma when you need to be at your best.

5. Be Mindful of Responsibilities 🕸️: You’ve had your feast, but now you’ve got to patrol! After that big meal, avoid swinging too quickly or for too long. Villains don’t take holidays off, but you’re only one person—er, spider. Try to team up with another Spider-person or your other street level heroes if you need to split patrols!

6. Take a Moment to Be Thankful 🧡:

In between bites and battles, take a moment to reflect on what you're grateful for: family, friends, the city you protect, or even just a quiet evening after a long day. Reflect on the people and moments that make life worth saving, and spend time with loved ones. They care about you, even if they don’t know the Spider-side of your life. Connection is what keeps us grounded, and gratitude can fuel your heart just as much as swinging across the skyline.

Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly neighborhood PSA! Stay safe, stay thankful, and keep weaving those webs of hope. 🕸️

(This has been a test of the multiverse broadcast system.)

oh wow this is cool, thanks!

[webslingerkid]

Your blood smells nice. ☺️

FUCK you doctor genius. an extra fuck you for making me a cannibal

@mechanismmmm

[webslingerkid]

You sure? Sounds pretty serious.

why. what’s happening. to me..? ugh…i’m so shakey..—— You bastard Oc…how could you do this to me..?

@mechanismmmm

[webslingerkid]

I feel like I want to knaw someone's bones rn this is uncool...

FUCK you doctor genius. an extra fuck you for making me a cannibal

@mechanismmmm

[webslingerkid]

Dude you too???

FUCK you doctor genius. an extra fuck you for making me a cannibal

@mechanismmmm

[webslingerkid]

What happened...??

why. what’s happening. to me..? ugh…i’m so shakey..—— You bastard Oc…how could you do this to me..?

@mechanismmmm

[webslingerkid]

((same...

(( how i look scouring rpblr for more active spiderverse accs while also being too scared to start anything ))

[webslingerkid]

I'm a grown person not a baby .....

if i had a dollar for every villain who called me 'insect,' i'd retire early and move to florida. no, wait, scratch that. somewhere spider-free

[webslingerkid]

People keep calling me the baby spider 😞 I'm 17

if i had a dollar for every villain who called me 'insect,' i'd retire early and move to florida. no, wait, scratch that. somewhere spider-free

[webslingerkid]

YUCKIE....

“Lol, hey, if I jumped from a roof or something would you catch me?”

Don’t jump off of a building? Thanks?

[webslingerkid]

Ew man i dont wanna hear about your webshooters

“Lol, hey, if I jumped from a roof or something would you catch me?”

Don’t jump off of a building? Thanks?

[webslingerkid]

Calling you out rn

“Lol, hey, if I jumped from a roof or something would you catch me?”

Don’t jump off of a building? Thanks?

[webslingerkid]

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

[webslingerkid]

Ugh relatable

“Lol, hey, if I jumped from a roof or something would you catch me?”

Don’t jump off of a building? Thanks?

[webslingerkid]

( @webslingerkid )

*gives a pack of gum* here man. It'll all be ok

Miguel takes the gum with a slightly wary sort look; part of him wondering if it’s just another dumb practical joke. But for posterity’s sake, he forces a barely there up quirk of his lips.

He might end up having to throw it out anyways if it’s mint…

[webslingerkid]

Why are you so distrustful man like my girlfriend got her spine snapped in half but I'm still going damn just eat the piece of gum my friend

( @webslingerkid )

*gives a pack of gum* here man. It'll all be ok

Miguel takes the gum with a slightly wary sort look; part of him wondering if it’s just another dumb practical joke. But for posterity’s sake, he forces a barely there up quirk of his lips.

He might end up having to throw it out anyways if it’s mint…

[webslingerkid]

Let them hang out. They're cute.

PSA:

Under any circumstances, do not enter my office or the cafeteria. We are dealing with wild animals that may be dimensionally displaced.

If you find any sightings or evidence of raccoons or chipmunks anywhere else in the building, tell me immediately.

Do not engage with it yourself, especially if you have not had rabies or tetanus shots.