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I'm sorry.

Bruce: Tony, why’s your kid laughing so hard?

Peter: HEY SHISTERS

Tony: Pete what the fuck

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Can I just say, my hair looks glorious here.

Like in Footloose the movie?

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safe binding feat. a concerned irondad

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cause peter’s having a good time having a good time

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This has been sitting in my drafts since I saw Black Panther.. .hAAA  I can’t wait  till these two become BFFs. 

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peter: nono it was so cool, mr stark! i webbed in there and he was all like KNIFE TO MEET YOU and he stabbed me and i was like woah!! nice one!! and th -

tony: you got??? stabbed???

peter: well yeah but like hE MADE A PUN MR STARK

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i’m very bad at keeping secrets, especially when it comes to movies. i have three people looking at me right now like “stop talking, dude.”

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★·.·´¯ stuff my bf said sentence starters `·.·★

“please be mine now.”

“OH MY GOD, WE’RE DATING.”

“so what do you think about these crocs?”

“i oughta kiss you where you stand.”

“I’M WEARING MOM’S JEANS. DID YOU NOTICE?”

“i can’t believe there was a time when i wasn’t in love with you.”

“____, PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.” (Proceeds to tackle hug.)

“we’re the cutest couple ever, of course we’ll win.”

“i don’t want to lose you.”

“you’re the strongest person i know, you got this.”

“____, listen. you deserve some special love right now.”

“i wish you were here with me right now.”

“hey. wanna watch anime… alone… just us… locked doors?”

“oh no… I think you shot me… wiTH THE POWER OF LOVE.”

“I WILL LOVE YOU SO HARD.”

“hey, i’ve missed you so much.”

“i love you but please stop telling your friends that i’m gay.”

“___, you could wear it better than her.”

“you’ve made me the happiest person ever. wow.”

“as soon as everyone in this room blink at the same time, i’m gonna kiss you - so. hard.”

“i’m right here, shh. you can lean on me.”

“y-you can revive me, ___… with one kiss. make that two.”

“I’M NOT A HARDCORE SHREK FAN LIKE YOU.”

“oh __ … you’re such a shrekkie.”

“if you’re gonna take my hand, you should take my whole life too.”

“you look so beautiful.”

“w-why do you want me to step on you?”

“perfect didn’t exist until i met you.”

“every love song sounds better with you now.”

“have i told you that you look the most beautiful when you wake up?”

“why don’t you marry me, huh?”

“… i can’t wait to marry you.”

“you’re such a dream come true.”

“hey. please be mine forever.”

“how about i just date you right now?!”

“y-you’d tap me?”

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Damn you, JJ.

Texts From Superheroes

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The cutie is back at it again

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Infinity War: *happens*

Peter: I’m a brave boy!

Aunt May: *finds out*

Peter: I’m not a brave enough boy for this!

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“Frisky”

Peter felt Maria’s hand travel to... frankly, somewhere it had never been on his person as she sat beside him and he gulped. His heart raced fast and he stole a glance at Maria who had a mischievous smirk on her face. He let her hands go wherever she wanted, and despite his nervousness, he decided two can play that game so he let his hand caress her legs. But there was only so much he could take.

“That’s it, get over here,” he said, grabbing her by the waist and making her sit on top of him. His hand went to her nape to urge her to dip down and kiss him, but his other hand wandered and started to get... busy. 

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💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

There was a moment of surprise when Maria’s lips met his. “Maria, wha-” he said as their lips momentarily broke apart, but at that exact moment he wanted her lips to be on his again. Without hesitation, Peter lunged at her and closed the gap once more, his hands cupping Maria’s face as he kissed her passionately without a care in the world. He was lost in bliss and in her fiery locks, and in that moment he finally admitted that he had been wanting this for so long - for so very long. 

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No-Bake Nutella Cheesecake

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Happy labor day weekend special. Pancake with Ice cream and Nutella @bonjour_crepes #pancake #nutella #IceCream #delice #lovemypancakes (at Bonjour Crepes & Wine) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnOkJwyH9JY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19u1mfv1cmjv6

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Nutella stuffed churros