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[weazlei]

I have the pleasure of sitting behind a boy in my graphics class who makes fucking masterpieces.

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[weazlei]

I can’t imagine someone getting sweaty hands or feeling butterflies in their stomach when they look at me like I can’t imagine myself being the object of someone’s late night love fantasy

[weazlei]

*plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,

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[weazlei]

😂

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[weazlei]

i still don’t understand the dratini evolution

like

you have these two ethereal blue snake-like dragons

and then some chunky stuffed-animal looking puff the magic dragon

i dont understand. what happened nintendo. 

[weazlei]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

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I miss being genuinely happy

[weazlei]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

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[weazlei]

[weazlei]

do u ever sit there and think… like wow… they really let donald trump get this far….

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