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Fucked up thing in Spore located

@balloonboyismyson

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Unflusters Monty and Freddy

Freddy and Monty sense that Y/N’s vibes are ATROCIOUS. Will not be dating

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I literally CANNOT stop thinking about his smile

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Broken

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me and my boyfriend cuddle a lot and I thought I liked being the little spoon/putting my arm around him/etc, mostly because he was the one who flirted with me first. but then one day he called little spoon (neither of us have ever called anything) and i realized OH he thinks this is who i am and always have been. but then i did it anyways because rules are rules and it turns out I like being big spoon now. not because i actually like it but because the dynamic instantly shifted after that and now I am the one who flirts constantly and apparently I'm really good at it?

I don't know it's 1 am on christmas eve and i can't sleep but I just thought that you should know this for some reason

THIS IS A CUTE STORY THANK YOU FOR SHARING W THE CLASS :oD !!

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I think he likes you 🙊🙈

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Last Updated: 02/May/2023

Total Works: 6

Oneshot Masterlist

Request Guidelines

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⭐️ = Author’s Favourites

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Oneshots

Oneshot Little Melody | GN!Reader 02/May/23 - (Platonic / Gen) - Bowser struggles with a certain part of a composition. You, his captive, chime in with a chord suggestion that works.

Oneshot ⭐️ Bloom | GN!Reader 04/Apr/23 - (Romantic / Fluff) - You're on a walk with Bowser in the woods of the Mushroom Kingdom when you end up falling down into a bunch of flowers.

Oneshot To Like Him | GN!Reader 09/Jan/23 - (Romantic / Gen) -Junior keeps trying to get you to like his father. You decide to point it out during a very tense dinner with the two of them.

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Headcanons

Headcanons King of the Koopas | GN!Reader 15/Apr/23 - (Romantic / Fluff) - Headcanons for Bowser inspired by his character model in the new Super Mario movie.

Headcanons Wedding Vows | GN!Reader 09/Apr/23 - (Romantic / Fluff) - Headcanons for Bowser and what your proposal and wedding would look like.

Headcanons Sleep and Cuddles | GN!Reader 28/Dec/22 - (Romantic / Fluff) - Headcanons for Bowser and his favourite ways to cuddle in bed.

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Extras

Odyssey Bowser Screenshots

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Don't be like twitter people, please guys

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Sharing your home with a clingy, animatronic gator could get, uh, interesting, I think.

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pov: ballin

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Love zoomies at night from Moon <3

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Then see her you shall!!

Her with and without the teapot hat

Would you like to see

The anomalocaris object head with a teapot hat

I WOULD LOVE TO

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This outfit suddenly came to me and I NEEDED to draw Roxy wearing it

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Sometimes

When bodyguard!Monty goes into his recharge pod

He can still hear them knocking on his metal frame

OKAY SO this inspired me to write a little so I hope you like it :o))

There was knocking at the door (900+ words) CW: Anxiety-Inducing, mentions of death, mental trauma

It was night once again, and the blue illumination of the single charging station was the only thing that kept the room from being engulfed by the ever-expanding void of darkness he hadn’t dared touch. It had been 6 months since his failure. When They hadn’t heard back from Y/N after the mission, They came to the restaurant themselves. 

He had just been sitting there, it wasn’t like he could do much else. Had he been a human he’d have wretched, sobbed, anything to get his despair out, but his manufacturers didn’t account for needing to. They never saw him as anything but a robot, unlike you. 

A part of him hated you, hated you for making him fall so madly in love with you. When They saw what happened, They dragged him to the van and brought him back to headquarters to clean him up. They hadn’t even had the decency to turn him off first.

It was the next day where things got worse. Once he finally regained control of himself, his mind was what went next. By the time he was out of the facility, the morning staff would all need to be replaced, and his only regret was making their ends faster than yours.

He knew exactly where your apartment was. He had originally cemented it in his mind to know how to get his assignment back to the Protected Zone as They called it. As he opened the door, the thick warm air encapsulated him. 

When you were first introduced, you had asked him if he preferred the air warmer or cooler. You had used your breath to ask him his thoughts. At first he thought it was a stupid question- humans die depending on the temperature, he was a robot, he couldn’t care less. But you saw the way he would linger in the bathroom when you were done with a shower or the kitchen while a big meal was made. 

His eyes moved to your bedroom. He entered almost in a panic, moving towards the bed you so lovingly made before last night’s shift. He picked up your pyjama top and stared at it a moment. The fabric scrunched in his hands as he made his way back into the main room and sat in the corner to the right of the door. He held that shirt for dear life.

They had come in the apartment multiple times, trying everything They could to get him out. They wanted to assign him to someone else, or maybe decommission him altogether. He wouldn’t mind the second option, but then who would remember you? That was a reason why you were chosen for this role, afterall. He would attack anyone who came near him, so eventually, They just took the loss and let him stay there. 

He always kept the lights on. After that night, he was terrified of the dark. He couldn’t see very well in that backroom, but he could smell, he could hear, and he could feel. He was petrified if the lights went out, he’d be thrown right back into that night. 

As the weeks progressed, the bulbs, one by one went out. Each time a bulb flickered, he’d move to a different spot in the room. Just as they forewarned, that bulb would die, just like you. 

Every couple of weeks a new bulb would go out. By the time the final bulb flickered, he found himself pressed against the only other thing keeping him alive- that damn recharge station. He was pissed it was there, mocking him. In him was a timer of sorts. When he got too low on power, he had to get up and charge, he had no choice. If it weren’t for its glow, he’d have probably destroyed it. 

His timer was up, and he needed to charge. He weakly stood up, his joints creaking loudly with every movement. The door opened for him, and he stepped in. The hum was too loud for his liking, and the tube was barely large enough to fit him. He could see through the window the darkness he so intensely despised. 

For some reason tonight, he almost felt… allured. He could just barely see the outline of the couch, and he felt himself looking for something. The once faint hum got louder as he inched towards the glass. He felt tense. The same intensity he got when there was an intruder. 

He heard knocking and scanned the room, trying to find anything amiss. Was there someone at the door? He needed to leave but he couldn’t mid-charge.

He put his hands on the door and searched desperately through the darkness, and he swore he saw movement. The hum was blaring and the knocking was hard and fast, every part of his body told him there was someone in the house.

He used his claws to try to pry the door open, but nothing happened. Were those footsteps? He hadn’t heard a crash but his body felt red hot. 

Was this what fear was? His eyes darted in the darkness, the hum becoming ear-piercing as he clawed at the door to get out. The knocking turned to pounding. His artificial breath steamed the once clear glass as his fans tried desperately to cool him down. 

He suddenly stopped and his eyes glazed as he peered forwards.

There wasn’t knocking at the door.

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Y/N: Monty? You okay? I heard a noise

Bodyguard Monty, trying to shove Springtrap into a closet: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT OKAY EVERYTHING'S FINE get back in there and stop being a murderous bastard

Bonnie, standing in the hallway: 👁️👁️

Ooh the angst. The angst of him hearing them scream and fearing the worst. oughghh the angst. But maybe hopefully they're fine OUGHFAAAgh the angst okay I'm normal again

EGKLENGKJENGLEJKMEGHKL

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Oh hey a thought

AU where Y/N is the night guard in fnaf 1 or 2

AND

Monty is there too but he's like... A bodyguard to Y/N?? Like he's still an animatronic he just isn't trying to murder Y/N but in fact, tries to keep them safe

BAM! NEW AU JUST DROPPED, FELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to keep Monty still looking ~cool~ but since he is based on a previous type of punk, and this AU takes place somewhere in the 70's-80's, I wanted to keep him being based on a more old-school fashion!

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Foxy: Runs into the office with the full intent to kill

Y/N: Oh hey buddy, you okay? Something happen? Or did you run by to say hi?

He just stands there for a bit, confused, before waving his hooked hand and leaving

He walks on the stage and joins the rest of the animatronics, sits down with them, head in his hands

"I can't do it. I can't fuckin do it man." Like how are they supposed to kill the guy whose just

":DD heeey buddy, how ya doing? How's your night been? Good I hope."

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH