weaselgirl
You can never have enough precision in your soup
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Likes frogs, bit odd, sometimes upsetting No Terfs No Tories
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weaselgirl · 31 minutes ago
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"what if I just dropped my sso sequel wip apropos of nothing" "why not!!! do it!!!" "roger"
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weaselgirl · 17 hours ago
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I just binged all of Dungeons and Daddies and I loved going through your art as a post-dndads decompression/digestion method
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yeaaa man reading this just made me think of how heart-breaking these guys were (are). a podcast to be digested for sure
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weaselgirl · 18 hours ago
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just in case you need to hear this today:
you are not a failure
you are not a waste of space
you are loved
you are wanted
I believe in you
you can do it!!!!
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weaselgirl · 20 hours ago
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40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 
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weaselgirl · 21 hours ago
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do not go gentle into that good night
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weaselgirl · 1 day ago
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I might be the number one Grant fan ever.
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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If anyone mentions that the Keurig coffee machine has no stovetop equivalent I swear to god I am burning this building to the ground and taking all of you with me, I absolutely refuse to repeat the Tartar Sauce Incident.
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction
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weaselgirl · 2 days ago
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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online
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weaselgirl · 3 days ago
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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen
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weaselgirl · 3 days ago
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weaselgirl · 3 days ago
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sometimes I think
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weaselgirl · 3 days ago
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