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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
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just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love
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I was there, at the raid of noob city. men, women, and children, fragged in the street by gamer. the cries of the pwned fell silent by the third day, but still they echo in my head. there is no creature more gay than the noob, but I can't shake this feeling, this shameful notion that there was no ELO to be gained in this war. it was pubstomping.
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last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!
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the fact that you have to be in the same physical location to cook for someone or pack them a lunch literally fucked and evil. i should be able to make you fatter with my powerful mind
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having an online persona is kind of funny bc you post abt something like twice and suddenly that’s the only thing ur known for...u post about cheese a couple times and suddenly ur the cheese mutual
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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Bob Odenkirk & David Cross playing Melee at the 2002 Sundance film festival
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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