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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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watched bride of reanimator and had to make this little guy

he is my son now

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Babe are you Ok you've listened to Hunt Showdown Original Soundtrack Drowning Water for the 15th time in a row at max volume

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I made a comic about my annoying gay coworker

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✖︎ a horror game in which every creature fucking hates you ✖︎

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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Ashley's sportbikes

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Too Early

I wonder if our ancestors ever had artistic doubts...

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How many cumshots do you think it would take to kill one of these. Do you think it would go Phuzzzzt like a blimp deflating once your ejaculate projectile pierces its exoskeleton

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Jerking off to a problematic kink at the ethical Wankbattle but doing this the whole time so everyone knows I don't condone it IRL

(this post was ghost written by the illustrious autumn)

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Everyone be careful ok

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ipod wrapped

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Her Majesty's pest control, poking things with sharp sticks so you don't have to.

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some bugs i drew hehe : ]

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you havent made many flyswatting posts lately is everything okay

You're right Anon there has been a dryspell of fly and cum related posts i should really mend that, keep yer eyes peeled im gonna put my best neuron on thinking these up big things cumming soon....

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to ensure celibacy before any potential sexual encounters I intentionally scald my tongue on hot soup to prevent any oral servicing, intentionally aggravate my carpal tunnel to prevent any digital engagement, intentionally lance a hemorrhoid to prevent any anal play, intentionally bruise my penis with a tennis racket to prevent any penisary contact, and don chastity panties to obstruct my ravenous, cavernous, yaoi hole