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sometimes the frozen pizza comes out the oven looking like this and i remember im gonna be okay
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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chartreuse is way too cool of a name for the color it is. we need to give a different color that name asap and rename the Color Formerly Known as Chartreuse to like. Spillage
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so called "free thinkers" when the "three finkers"
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me lying in bed at night: i am a diseased individual. i am rotting from the inside out. my conflicting desires to both be loved and be invisible will surely destroy me
me getting out of bed in the morning: *every joint in my body cracking* goodmorning usaaaaa
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#yeah fuck that guy#i have to actively stop myself from marrying emily specifically to crush what remaining dreams he has every time i play
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Messmer the Impaler: Thou'rt Tarnished, it seemeth...
The Winged Serpent:
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so i saw this tweet earlier
you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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I will FUCK your PUSSY I will FUCK your Dinner I. will. FUCK. your Mama Luigi
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applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence
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