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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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do kids these days still even liek mudkips

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chartreuse is way too cool of a name for the color it is. we need to give a different color that name asap and rename the Color Formerly Known as Chartreuse to like. Spillage

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Poorly drawn Wooper line

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so called "free thinkers" when the "three finkers"

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me lying in bed at night: i am a diseased individual. i am rotting from the inside out. my conflicting desires to both be loved and be invisible will surely destroy me

me getting out of bed in the morning: *every joint in my body cracking* goodmorning usaaaaa

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Messmer the Impaler: Thou'rt Tarnished, it seemeth...

The Winged Serpent:

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she's so polite

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so i saw this tweet earlier

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

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I will FUCK your PUSSY I will FUCK your Dinner I. will. FUCK. your Mama Luigi

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art comic

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applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

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please valve give these people Something

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When you drop anything in the bathroom

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how long have you been alive

they keep me trapped in a gem most of the time so i think 20 or 100000 years