Hey, I'm August. I don't like people much. I do have this one dick of a friend, but he sucks. I have a bitchy friend too. That link speaks for itself. I'm also in the Jazz Band at McKinley High School. I play the drums specifically, but you name it, I'm pretty much a virtuoso at it. No big deal.
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Let's not mention that...
Something's wrong when a guy notices how tight another guy's jeans are.
You should regret a lot of things. The only girl that ever showed interest in you ran off with no warning. Probably because she saw how homosexual you are.
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I hate you.
There’s nothing to compare, sweetie.
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Ask me how many things I regret.
Something's wrong when a guy notices how tight another guy's jeans are.
You’re disgusting.
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Don't compare my masculinity to those sex addicts.
Does it honestly matter which rabbit has more testosterone than you?
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You mean like Teat?
I’ve met bunnies more manly than you.
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Something's wrong when a guy notices how tight another guy's jeans are.
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I AM MASCULINE.
Five minutes. I am asking for five minutes of heterosexuality, please. Can’t the two of you talk about something masculine for a change?
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I CAN PLAY THE SAX. MAN, THAT WOULD BE EPIC.
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT. YOU'RE INSANE.
Hey, what if we went around Lima Mall doin’ what he does?
DUDE I WEAR SKINNY JEANS DAILY. SO?
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Yeah...
MAN, THAT'S JUST WRONG. THOSE JEANS ARE UNCOMFORTABLY TIGHT.
True. Gotta give him props fer that, mate.
Ah, FAITH. D:
I’m not allowed to listen to that ever since I told my Ma that I wanted to dress like him in the music video.
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HEY, NOW. Sexy Sax Man brought it back by making people curious.
Nah, man. FAITH.
Pfft. Says who? Sexy Sax Man?
Dude, you completely forgot about I’m Your Man. Now that is a classic.
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Careless Whisper is a classic, Rory.
But you're right, he was better in Wham!
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... Believe it.
I would have been around more recently, but...
Do I believe you?
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I really hate you.
I would have been around more recently, but...
Don’t get upset with me for finding entertainment in your misfortunes.
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Have I ever mentioned how kind you are, McAdams? Your concern is touching.
I would have been around more recently, but...
A doily-making convention? Do you know how absolutely, disgustingly sad that is, Ape? I could almost feel sorry for you if it wasn’t as equally hilarious as it is depressing.
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I would have been around more recently, but...
My mom took me with her to this National Doily-Making Convention in Los Angeles. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. So many doily-making women all obsessed with The Doily-Making Corner. It was terrifying. I had to miss the first bit of school just because she wanted us to have Mother-Son time. I'm freaking out. Mom made me doilies for my room, and I've yet to have the chance to burn them. I literally just got home. Oh my God, help me. I live with a mad woman.
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Ahaha. You're a funny one.
Oh, yeah. I bet Vic’s a big problem for you.
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