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For those occasions when you're not really sure if a thank you card is appropriate. Or for when you're not really sure you want to say thank you. (at St. Louis)

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Sometimes people give me crap cause they're like "this card isn't sweetly offensive at all." And I give them a masterfully exasperated look and I tell them they just haven't seen the secret yet. (at St. Louis)

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Like sharing with your friends. (at St. Louis)

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Six different things you can say with this card. If you need a hint, let me know. Otherwise, you're on your own.* (*unless you buy the card - then you get a cheat sheet) (at St. Louis)

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Sweet, comforting words for on your wedding day... (at St. Louis)

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You know it's especially true when it's especially pointless. (at St. Louis)

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Sometimes the truth is funnier when you don't say it out loud. But sometimes you gotta take one for the team in order to get a good laugh. (at St. Louis)

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Vintage everything. That's my motto. (at St. Louis)

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All vintage. All the time. That's my motto 😉🙌💃 (at St. Louis)

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🙌🙌🙌 (at St. Louis)

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This is one of those cards that is perfect for any use. (at St. Louis)

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When they find a cure for all of those sicknesses, then we won't have to make fun of sickness. But right now there's no easy way to talk about some kinds of sickness. So let's make fun of it instead. (at St. Louis)

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I've been a long time fan of @jounnyswim. I'm not trying to brag. I'm just trying to say that you should trust my opinion when I say you should put them in your ear holes. . . . . #music #recommendation #currentlylisteningto #musicrecommendation #johnnyswim (at St. Louis)

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How thoughtful. This card is completely customizable to your events and the people in your life. (at St. Louis)

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It's always important to read the room. Today, at Easter dinner, I was asked to share some of my cards with my older aunts and uncles. I told them about a few and they got a big kick out of them. And then I mentioned this one and they didn't think it was nearly as humorous... (at St. Louis)

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Hey you guuuuuuys! I'm doing that thing where I show my face and introduce myself. So you can know who is trying to offend you and your loved ones. . . . My name is Bill Bubenik. I live in St. Louis, Missouri and I'm really good at awkward situations. Both real life situations and "what-if" scenarios are the inspiration for my greeting cards . . . . A lot of people know me for the enamel pins that I make. They're cute with offensive puns on them! And sometimes curse words. I bet you'll like them . . . Thanks for following me, I really appreciate it. And even though I pretend to be a mean guy, I'm really not. I'm pretty nice. And if you're coming through St. Louis, I'd love to meet up with ya! . . . 📷: Thanks to my best friend @iamnathanleejohnson for taking such a stellar picture of me. (at St. Louis)

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It's the perfect amount of time. (at St. Louis)