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ok i realized i cannot send asks with videos 💔 sad as a damp sock about it

dear @the-lonelyshepherd

floats past you in a strange and eeire way

love, waytoocrispybread

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HER BIGASS FOREHEAD ❤️ ALL WARS BANNED NOW AS THE WORLD gAZES AT THIS GUY'S BEATUY AND POWER

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FUUUCK

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go white boy goooo

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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listen even if I was stupid bonkers rich I think giving someone you’re good pals with chopsticks from the edo era you had engraved with their name on them is A Little Much

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While the DM scammers trying to profit off of a humanitarian disaster are the absolute scum of the earth, one small grace is they have produced possibly the funniest opening to a Tumblr message we have ever seen

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God ykno that panel of marcille saying yeah it was highly illegal magic so don't tell anyone about this and chilchuck makes a fucking expression and then is like sure whatever and starts drinking from the bottle. That's how I feel reading some people's posts

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

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That day I woke up crying

Inspired by this article, which caught in my throat for a good while.

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𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝙻𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝙲𝚘𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚑.

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You know it's good stoner metal when people say shit like this in the comments

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warm bed in a cold room is like my tiger king, or my rupaul drag race