wayne-quotes

[wayne-quotes]

Tracey: How old are you?

Del: I dunno, how old are you?

Tracey: Well you’re a little young to be drinking coffee is all.

Del: And you’re a little old to be wearing that choker is all, but the heart wants what the heart wants, right Tracey?

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Orlando: You just come to school just to know people’s teeth out, or what?

Wayne: I needed to get money.

Orlando: For what?

Wayne: Cookies.

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Tom: If you run around righting wrongs all your life, that’ll be your life. And I know it’s easy to follow in family footsteps, but you don’t have to.

Wayne: What should I be then?

Tom: I don’t know, man. Just don’t ve like those two dickheads.

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Wayne: *Bites off Bobby’s nose*

Wayne (to Del): Your dad ain’t got no nose no more.

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Nurse: So I had a visitor today. One ex-boyfriend of mine said a kid about your age came to his house and put two rocks in his window.

Wayne: No.

Nurse: So that wasn’t you?

Wayne: I didn’t throw rocks, I threw ice.

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Del: Hey. Do you, uh, wanna go cut some snakes in half with a shovel?

Wayne: Yes.

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Wayne: This ain’t my stuff.

Orlando: Well obviously. There’s actual books in it.