waxflowerwoes

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“I want to consume media” i say before the cold dead hand of academia drags me kicking screaming crying and thesising into the void

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sometimes i want to make a post about the cosmere and then i get worried i might say something wrong, why do i feel like i need to make jokes with mla citations

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Rest in peace Technoblade, you would have hated the minecraft movie but you would have loved the free promo they gave you.

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I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

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bro said he couldn't stop thinking about cogs all week. he said he likes massive cogs so i put him between a bunch of them.

btw yeah something possessed me to draw this last week and then it went away. but heyyy mumbo is still talking about cogs all the way so it's still relevant.

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commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

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it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby

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sometimes i want to make a post about the cosmere and then i get worried i might say something wrong, why do i feel like i need to make jokes with mla citations

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The existence of the cosmere suggests the presence of a similar sinmere and also a tanmere

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

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🦀 venli and raboniel

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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.