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source & source

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Not me seeing this listening to the song and reading “great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends” as he sings it that’s some creepy shit right there

Great Alastor, altruist, died for his friends???

This is the love of my life hello

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Petition to just start calling Karen’s Susan’s from now on 😂 we all just start to embody Alastor and his name calling of the Ornery old bitchs

My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

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More Noir and complimentary Alastor

I do believe it's rather convenient that they're both bloodthirsty cannibals.

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hold on. BIOLUMINESCENCE. youre telling this bish is a glowstick?

Just look at Fat Nuggets official wiki!!!

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Alastor: did it hurt

Lucifer: what

Alastor: when you fell from heaven

Lucifer: yeah,actually, it was really painful

Alastor:

Alastor: good.

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i need these

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Angel tries to find Husk’s contract

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Ok ok ok something I’ve literally just realised is that Alastor and lucifers rivalry was there from the start now Alastor didn’t really have a strong like reason for it but what if the reason is lilith?

Now one of my favourite theories I got is Lilith is the one that owns Alastors soul. Both missing for 7 years yadayadayada

If I’m right Lilith made 2 deals that we know of. The one with Alastor (again a theory) and the one with Lute.

What if they were discussing the deal how to get him free. What if that was Adam’s death. Alastor had no reason to stay and fight. What if when Alastor left and returned to his radio station and was singing that his reasoning for being so concerned is that his only way out of his deal is now gone.

And then on the entire other hand Lute made a deal to get Adam dead but seemed rather concerned when he died she’s either a great actor or there’s more going on there

Idk again just shit I wanted/needed to get out of my head

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Vox saw this man nearly dominating a powerful Angel and got a boner and had to pretend he was just happy Alastor was getting beat up

We know your secrets Vox, we know what you want

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A snake damned humanity.

And a snake gave humanity it’s best shot at redemption.

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Ok. I watched Hazbin hotel fully now and WOW. im in love. Amazing. I called some of the plot points, clearly cant prove i did but i did.

ANYWAY. I have theories and stuff i wanna write down and get ideas on. Mainly to do with Alastor.

Now ive not seen every little detail so there maybe things that disprove some of these but I wanna write them down first.

Ok number one is Alastors deal is with lilith, now the times are a lil strange to me. Alastor is missing for 7 years as stated by vox in the song "stayed gone" who else hasnt been seen or made contact in 7 years lilith. Could just be a coincidence but bit strange. Plus now we know Lilith is in heaven and made a deal with lute to get Adam killed. How is lilith in heaven shes the queen of hell. AND for what reason did she want Adam dead, like i get it if she hates his guts but him getting killed after all that time? If it was me Id do it as soon as. Shes got more of a plan than i think the show lets on. And if im right, She got a deal with Alastor and shes made Lute in charge of the exorcists. Im not 100% sure on how the exorcists exist but if they were human souls i think Lute should've gone to hell but she made the deal with Lilith to get adam killed with Lute slowly corrupting him as Adam does not act like he should be in Heaven

number 2 Alastor for some reason cant make sould contracts currently. This is a little more of a weaker theory. But weve seen him make 2 deals that i can currently remember. The one with vaggie and the one with charlie. In both of these he sorta is like "noo not for your soul" which is ya know fair cuz they wouldnt make a deal for their soul. But when Rosie tell him about people potentially willing to make contracts he sorta brushes her off. And also a lil strange how the only person weve seen him be in a contract with is husk . If hes an overlord hes got more why dont we see them why doesnt he use them?

the next one is one i see most people saying. hes gonna get charlie to cut or destroy, ya know help him get rid of his contract. Which makes sense as he doesnt want his soul being owned but from what i have read his power comes from the deal or at least most of the power does. So him getting charlie to help get rid of it doesnt make a lot of sense to me.

In contrast i feel like his deal with charlie will be him asking her to give him power, AFTER he breaks out of his contract. I feel like hell ask for power over hell or something I dont think someone like alastor will simply ask for a favor unless its for power i mean he sold his soul for more power, why would he ask for a favor to get his soul back to lose it?

I have more but these are the ones i wanted to write down now before i research more and clearly not 100% thought out just thoughts in head going brr written down

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And what do ya know I’m obsessed with helluva boss and hazbin hotel am I surprised? No not at all. The songs are brilliant and they use amazing voice actors.

JEREMY JORDAN being one of them. This man haunts me I swear to god. I don’t care that he does but at this point I want money from how often he shows up.

Tangled. Newsies. Supergirl. Waitress (not original cast but he was in it). Hazbin hotel. Death note the musical.

And more I’m sure but damn has he god the singing with emotions down

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I hate that some really good book series get overlooked like one of my favourites is the series defy the night it’s amazing did I think it was a duology to begin with yes did it leave me on a cliff hanger for a year also yes but it’s so good the 3rd one has just been released and I’m not seeing any advertising for it and it’s so sad because it’s so good 10/10 would recommend

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You know what I find fucked up? How I'm supposed to live off of my wage. I'm a 19 yo almost 20, working a full time job and earning more than the national LIVING wage. Supposedly I should be able to rent a house feed myself and all the other necessary things an adult needs to with their money. But no currently if I tried renting a place out by myself half of my monthly paycheck will go to just rent and that doesn't even include bills.

The price of life has gone up so much but the pay hasn't and the people in charge don't understand this as they don't notice it cuz the change doesn't affect them.