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I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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absolutely heinous keyboard spotted in bubblegum crisis 

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we are in a media literacy crisis

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just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

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Robin!Jason: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different

Dick: They do

Jason:

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: Wait, ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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And what about it

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I think I forgot to show tumblr this but it's been over a year since Phoenix Wright appeared on my crashed laptop screen

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I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.

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jesse. jesse you cant dig straight down. jesse thats the first rule of minecraft. jesse. jesse youre going to fall into lava or a ravine. jesse.

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

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"She's so beautiful! I bet she goes to the library."

- my 7 year old daughter