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It's been a while so have some titty and paws (that I may or may not have worn specifically for @nyanbinary-perineum :3)

Reblogs always welcomed and encouraged <3

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goat girls like me were built to have our throats fucked until we're breathless and covered in spit and cum and honestly? im tired of acting like this isnt the case

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6 feet tall with C cups, clockiest jaw you've ever seen with childbearing hips, softest hair with visible facial shadow. The most fucked up combo of masculine and feminine you've ever seen. I'd say it's what god intended but I don't want her having any role in my life

@lilithtransrights @xenasaur

@whalesharkcat @godless-of-the-hunt

@anarqueeen @shakukon-to @eruditegeek

@havingsecondthots @quinns-sinns

@puzzlecatt @sagasolejma

Pay attention to me

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rb if you'd let prev cum in your mouth <3

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rb if you'd let prev cum in your mouth <3

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i love sexual monster stuff but i also really like it when there's a normal human situation that just inexplicably has a nonhuman creature in it and everyone is really normal about that

like yeah my mechanic has six arms and too many teeth. no i dont judge, i'm not a bigot, he does good work!

oh i'm seeing this new girl, Lu'ran - yeah, she's a lizard! 9 feet tall and- oh yeah the snuggles are fantastic! she makes me bask with her in the morning before breakfast so she can warm up and its one of my favorite things now

oh, fuck, i think the battery is dead. tell you what, daryl, ask the werewolves in the car next to us if they have jumper cables

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rb if you'd let prev cum in your mouth <3

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rb if you'd let prev cum in your mouth <3

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Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy

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yeah im a gimmick blog. the gimmick is that im really fucking hot and cool and all my opinions are objectively correct

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my friend helping me build a pc: and this is the motherboard! you use it to to- hey are you listening?

me, so horny i can barely breathe: m,, mommy board...

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rb if you'd let prev cum in your mouth <3

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girl bulge. in tights . Now that's what i wanna see!!

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rb if you'd let prev cum in your mouth <3

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hey all~! so I really want a dildo and my friend recommended this one and it's a little out of my price range, but would anyone wanna help contribute? i put it up on my throne at the very top, taking crowdfunding so anything you can give will be greatly appreciated~! https://throne.com/kantobound

and if you have any recommendations for other toys i can add to my throne, feel free to add them in comments, tags, reblogs, etc~!

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"my eyes are up here" sorry I can't do eye contact, I'll just look at your boobs instead :)