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The church before Martin Luther’s 95 theses (1516)

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my mum knew i was sad so she went out and when she came back inside she called me up to her room and showed me this

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

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One of my more outwardly baffling autistic traits is that often I will fully know that you're being sarcastic or joking & I'll just keep talking. I'll respond to it in earnest thinking I'm continuing the bit but I do it too flatly and everybody knows I'm autistic so they'll stop and be like hey that was a joke & I'm like I know

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does anybody wanna frolic with me. does anyone wanna fucking dilly dally with me

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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Me, doing my silly little crafts, trying not to fall into a hopeless abyss:

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preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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Ekko my beloved….

so hows everyone feeling about arcane season 2 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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Made a mouthwashing animation yayyy