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cemeteryfun‌:

Oh my god yes call Ross, we need to fucking video call

Got her on the line. I’ll link you in and we three can video call and talk all the shit we want. She’s gonna show me some of the things he’s turned people into, so you can join me in hell as well.

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neckrosexual‌:

only uncl als old balls kno the truth 😔😔😔 && DW LOL ILL SHOW U SUM OF MY FAVES  1!! 

Ross please I can barely handle HIM talking about his old balls. I can’t do this.

Oh??? Do share. I want to see as many as I can handle before violently vomiting like that one time.

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neckrosexual‌:

babe if my plumbing still workd IDDA PISSED MYSELF TOO !! u should see the things hes had turnd ppl in2 tho lol i cant w8 2 see what happens 2 poor franzticle  

That was definitely a mental image I did not need but you know what? Very valid.

Oh good god... I try to stomach a lot but the rate my imagination works. Don’t like that possibility. It’s going to be a tale for the dinner table for years, I’m sure. ... Please don’t tell me he’s ACTUALLY made someone a ball scratcher though? Please dont let it be true.

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neckrosexual‌:

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGGG !!!111!1 

Did you read what he said?? When I tell you I died in the worst way... GOD.

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Ross, where the fuck are you? You would not believe the shit that’s going down right now.

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cemeteryfun‌:

The idea of Alvise fucking.. ripping off his pants. Millie I am crying, millie help why is this family like this

I have no idea and I’m not gonna lie, I am trying very hard to avoid the mental image as much as possible.

Oh... you know what would make it even better? If I texted Ross. She would LOVE to get in on this. If our family is gonna go to shit we might as well go ape with it, right?

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cemeteryfun‌:

I don’t know who I should feel sorry for. OH my GOD haha

At this rate I fear he’s going to rub his... you know. All over Franz. Or try to. I’m terrified. HAHAH!

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sanguedasolo‌:

Ack. No, child. You will only write to her once I have completed what I aim to do. Understand? I will not have my personal matters interfered with from Venice. I will ask for her forgiveness later rather than her permission now.

I will not.

Ah, I misunderstood what you had said. My apologies. I will not write her, but I will get the stationary ready. Perhaps sign your name and date it preemptively as well.

Good.

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cemeteryfun‌:

#there’s so many emotions right now.#so many.#how do you manage#how do any of us manage 

I AM NOT MANAGING

I haven’t stopped coughing and wheezing for a solid five minutes now.

He said ballsack, Nero. BALLSACK. And SPUNK.

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sanguedasolo‌:

Release them then. Then I want you to prepare a letter to my mother. She will have to tolerate my absence from the city the second I find a way to wring that worms neck without fucking Lucia storming Los Angeles.

Yes, Signore. But maybe... do you think she would be willing to help you instead? Perhaps she might know a better way that would also keep you, hmm... safe within the city.

Your prey is being delivered as we speak. I do hope you show no mercy.

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cemeteryfun‌:

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good LUCK

I can’t keep a straight face even though I have no idea what expression to make.

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me: i just want to watch my favorite shows and movies for free instead of giving my money to like 10 different multi million dollar streaming corporations

the site i’m streaming it from every time i click on literally anything:

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@sanguedasolo

Signore, may I respectfully suggest another mansion hunt? It may take the edge off your nerves... and perhaps satiate the need to cause suffering to those who deserve it. I have a few particularly deserving victims in mind I can release for you.

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does this mean i have to hire new cleaning staff...

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theres an official playlist on spotify called "Beats to think to" and it has the funniest fucking icon

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