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Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

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Ravenclaw: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Slytherin: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at three in the morning to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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😑😂😂🤣

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“The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty: not knowing what comes next.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness (via quotespile)

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Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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“So you’re telling me that I spent five years studying physics and it literally doesn’t matter because apparently magic just says fuck you to the laws of physics. I’m out.”

-Ravenclaw

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Ravenclaw: Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee.

Hufflepuff: You’ve already had two cups.

Ravenclaw: My morning coffee routine is four cups. I can’t handle your cheerfulness until at least cup number three.

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No matter you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, queer, asexual, or other LGBT+, we are pride.

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A book has been taken. A book has been taken? You summoned the Watch,“ Carrot drew himself up proudly, "because someone’s taken a book? You think that’s worse than murder?” The Librarian gave him the kind of look other people would reserve for people who said things like “What’s so bad about genocide?

Terry Pratchett - Guards! Guards! (via terrypratchettparadise)

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When readers die, they end up in a library.

(via bookeworm94)

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Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Terry Pratchett - Thud! (via terrypratchettparadise)

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“It’s about zoology.” “Zoology, eh? That’s a big word, isn’t it.” “No, actually it isn’t,” said Tiffany. “Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.”

– this is my favorite thing Tiffany has ever said | Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

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WATCH: Terry Crews Isn’t Afraid To Rock The Man-Purse

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People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.

Dylan Moran (via quotemadness)

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Glenn Arthur

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He’s TOO handsome.