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Gus, 26, my hobbies are repressing and possessing
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Video essays that make me go "oh, so you're like smart smart"
Elon Musk and Grimes: A Retrospective
Bo Burnham vs. Jeff Bezos
The Systemic Abuse of Celebrities
Lana Del Rey: the pitfalls of having a persona
we need to talk about Call Me By Your Name
MYTH OF THE AUTEUR: Stanley Kubrick vs David Lynch
In Search Of A Flat Earth
Envy
The Commodification of Black Athletes
The Lies Of The Lighthouse
The Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of Masculinity
Max Payne, Kane & Lynch, and the Meaning of Ugly Games
Time Loop Nihilism
How Bisexuality Changed Video Games
The Golden Age of Horror Comics - Part 1 (Part 2)
Weighing the Value of Director's Cuts | Scanline
The True Horror Of Midsommar
a few more -
You're Wrong About Cyberpunk 2077 | An Overdue Critique (this is such great critique of both the game and the genre)
Disney's Fast Pass: A Complicated History
It Has Come To My Attention You Don't All Love BIRDS OF PREY
Adaptation.
The man who almost faked his way to a Nobel Prize
Music Theory and White Supremacy
Here's the YouTube playlist! ill be adding more but that's all so far pls like and reblog xoxo 💕
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Life can be a dream.
Im the sexiest bitch at the trans Healthcare clinic yet again. The massive burden of everyone's eyes on me as I pass out from getting my blood drawn because I walked 4 miles and only had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. Cuntily throwing up on my beautiful thrifted sweater. Being fed crackers and juice like a Renaissance painting of Dionysius. The two beautiful butches who enrolled me on the sliding scale payment plan offering to buy me a Lyft home- nay, to drive me home. When I arrive to the abode of the rich woman who pays me to petsit her chihuahua I will have spinach and ricotta orzo from Aldi. Never kill yourself.
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We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Quicksave First? Is Something Wrong With You?
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Im the sexiest bitch at the trans Healthcare clinic yet again. The massive burden of everyone's eyes on me as I pass out from getting my blood drawn because I walked 4 miles and only had a peanut butter sandwich for lunch. Cuntily throwing up on my beautiful thrifted sweater. Being fed crackers and juice like a Renaissance painting of Dionysius. The two beautiful butches who enrolled me on the sliding scale payment plan offering to buy me a Lyft home- nay, to drive me home. When I arrive to the abode of the rich woman who pays me to petsit her chihuahua I will have spinach and ricotta orzo from Aldi. Never kill yourself.
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Omg it's like the worse his mommy issues get the more I want him.
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On episode 8 I want him to fuck me nasty style and then let me big spoon
Wait I think I have a crush on tony soprano (I'm only on episode 5 no spoilers please)
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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Drinking a nice glass of chardonnay on a rainy night while scrolling my tumblr feed
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Wait I think I have a crush on tony soprano (I'm only on episode 5 no spoilers please)
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I don't have baby fever I just want a chill ass five year old to go on hikes with
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it probably feels so good to be a marketing coordinator and u have a stanley cup and a lab dog or a corgi or something and then u also go running and/or do yoga
#i dog sit for these ladies and their lives are sick#my favorite client is a marketing lady who just bought a house with a full gym in it and she doesnt even have a t.v.#she just gets high and plays vr games with her chihuahua
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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también
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