waterfoul
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Gus, 24, my hobbies are repressing and possessing
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The humiliation of turning up to the gay bar on Halloween and there's another twink dressed as Marie Antoinette
#also someone called me george washington#and then I drunkenly made out with a passion of the christ style bloody jesus#and an extremely drunk troye sivan accidentally choked out my friend and then said 'omg Im sorry I love Halloween so much'
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Trying so hard to be an intellectual gay but Sontag and Butler are dry as fuck and boring.
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Does anyone know how to stop getting these campaign text messages
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Every Trans guy in fanart always gets his top surgery done at the freaking hash slinging slashers with a fucking hacksaw
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every time I need to make a decision I flip a coin it falls in my mouth and I choke till I hallucinate the answer
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Hey, don't cry. First salmon spotted returning to sites on the Klamath River previously dammed for more than a century, okay?
https://www.sfchronicle.com/california/article/klamath-dam-removal-salmon-19844792.php
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Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is
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Prosciutto arugula mozzarella sandwich on sourdough. With goat cheese and balsamic.
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ID credit: cap593400239 on 小红书
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a litter of baby geiger counters gathered around their mother clicking peacefully
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Decided that I need two boyfriends who work opposite shifts so I am constantly being held.
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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell
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Ending things with my fwb that has the biggest dick ever
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