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whateverr

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Listened to the podcast about my friend's murder and it starts with a HelloFresh ad

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do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

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i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

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🧁 Barbie birthday sticker by Mattel, 1984 🧁

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why did Charli have to write Girl, so confusing. Now all these bitches I don't wanna talk to anymore are reaching out to me trying to reconnect like fuck off!!!! I still think you're a cunt (derogatory) in brat summer!

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The voting polls are just a grindr meetup event

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It's just me and a can of ginger ale against the world

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The humiliation of turning up to the gay bar on Halloween and there's another twink dressed as Marie Antoinette

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Trying so hard to be an intellectual gay but Sontag and Butler are dry as fuck and boring.

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Does anyone know how to stop getting these campaign text messages

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Every Trans guy in fanart always gets his top surgery done at the freaking hash slinging slashers with a fucking hacksaw

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every time I need to make a decision I flip a coin it falls in my mouth and I choke till I hallucinate the answer

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Hey, don't cry. First salmon spotted returning to sites on the Klamath River previously dammed for more than a century, okay?

https://www.sfchronicle.com/california/article/klamath-dam-removal-salmon-19844792.php

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Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is