waterbottle-full-of-turtles
Come On One Braincell, You’ve Got This
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Trying not to kill my cacti, hoping for a girlfriend but too shy to approach one and scrolling to avoid work
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 2 months ago
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TALK TO THEM YOU USELESS LESBIAN
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 2 months ago
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It do be like that
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 3 months ago
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Please… please…. PLEASE!!!!
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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Sausage, eggs, hash browns, milk, orange juice and muffins.
Please and thank you!
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Watch out I’m about to go spend $15 on milk.
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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The little waddle once the cat is captured is one of pure joy and pride
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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Blue! please!
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 4 months ago
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I thought it was a lion fish
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 5 months ago
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waterbottle-full-of-turtles · 5 months ago
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They shake more than hands, my good friend
you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.
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