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in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

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Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

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Clueless (1996) dir. Amy Heckerling

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officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence

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me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me

lana: my pussy tastes like pepsi cola

me:

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my fuckass cat: *eats pieces of plastic and chokes on them but continues to eat them*

me: literally you dont have to do that

my fuckass cat: someones gotta

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mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

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Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems

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these are the only two moods human beings are capable of experiencing

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mom: who the hell finished all the snacks

me:

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