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"He has been proper and righteous his whole life, untouched by the corruption of the secular world. The only mistake he has ever made in his life is you!"

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And here he is (sitting on my hard drive, carrying the weight of 2025)

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cant even be mad at my cat for trying to steal my yarn ball. its basically the most classic thing for a cat to steal

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for a prompt: Nezha and Ao Bing basically getting into a hugging contest, with Ao Bing using his power to control water to hug Nezha

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―Coco Mellors, Cleopatra and Frankenstein

↳ @userdramas event 20: revival — wenzhou + light (insp.)

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Can’t properly explain it, but “I like this character”, “I like how this character is written” and “I care about this character” are 3 very different things which may or may not overlap.

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there's something about cql ep 50. what doesn't she have? xiyao breakup which is somehow worse than both the nieyao breakup (og) AND the nieyao breakup (redux). slomo pining courtyard gazes. breaking: entire affect of devastated, traumatized boy transforms to pure joy at sound of dog barking. a fun game of poke the wound on the zongzhu. didn't you have something to say to wei wuxian? JIANG CHENG IN THE RAIN FLASHBACK THAT RECONTEXTUALIZES LITERALLY EVERYTHING THAT CAME BEFORE EVEN THE THINGS UNRELATED TO JIANG CHENG BECAUSE OF WHAT IT MEANS ABOUT HOW THE STORY WAS BEING TOLD ALL ALONG. single tear smile take care. lan wangji give wei wuxian some news challenge (easy mode: it's really good news): FAILED. wei wuxian annoyed at the arrival of perennial interrupters wen ning and lan sizhui, and then how he tries to crash their journey of self-discovery and they're like um, we're good actually. sizhui lovingly telling wei wuxian his cooking is so bad it blasted the self-protective memory loss right out of him. wei wuxian touching sizhui's headband. threatening to bury a teenager in the dirt: the love language. wang yibo so good at doing stuff with his face it actually makes me wonder if there is a god who must have spent a little more time on wang yibo or what else could possibly explain it. nonsensical scene ordering. lan wangji breaks my fucking heart reveal (still haven't forgiven him for the way wei wuxian's face falls when he figures out lan wangji isn't coming with him). but before you abandon me for a bunch of paperwork you are not at all suited to be doing how about we go back to your place and perform some romantic duets for a waterfall. as one does. nie huaisang loitering by the lan sect discipline wall waiting for someone to come along he can joke about being evil with. me when im playing our love song on what is by far the loveliest cliff out of all the wangxian significant cliffs and i hear u say my name behind me: MOST BEAUTIFUL INCANDESCENT LIFE-CHANGING XIAO ZHAN SMILE OF ALL TIME DOT JPEG.

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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

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Second Absurd April 2025 Poll (MDZS)

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I’ve said this before but you read tgcf and you are like aww Xie Lian saved baby Hong Hong’er and it’s so sweet Hua Cheng fell in love with him and searched for him and gets protective over him. He’s so chivalrous truly a knight in bells booted armour.

Until you read the rest of the books and you realise that Hua Cheng is in fact not acting out of chivalry and must have been going out of his mind for 800 years because every time he and Xie Lian interacted he saw Xie Lian being in a situation and his go to plan was to basically always push the self destruct button and for extra measure throw himself on the chopping block in literal seconds.

Like all his over protectiveness isn’t so much about making Xie Lian a damsel in distress as it is instead a parent taking away all choking hazards and baby proofing the locks except the baby knows martial arts and could kill a man just by twitching his elbow yet he continues to use himself as target practise.

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Seishirou: oh god where do i start uhh... assassin, possessive, uhh killed subaru (the guy he's into)'s sister because he's the only person allowed to love subaru

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unsolicited d*ck pic

the universe said happy april fools ….to lan wangji and only lan wangji ❤️💙 #PrayForLanWangji (this whole thing is actually based on a bit i wrote in an old fic for an old fandom and it is still so funny to me im sorry ahslkfjahfa)

💟 the series: post masterlist | tumblr tag | bsky thread

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This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!

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Tell us your theory on why he says that PLEASE. I don’t think it’s true they have to fix things 😭

So, this post points out a huge flaw in Wei Wuxian's response and its discrepancy to what we know of their relationship in canon. The Golden Core transfer is one of MANY things they need to discuss to get past their estranged, brittle, slightly obsessive relationship.

When we take a close look at why Jiang Cheng is so angry and so hurt here, it's not just about his family or any debt Wei Wuxian might have had to his parents. Ultimately, it's about Wei Wuxian's promise to remain by Jiang Cheng's side. He lost his parents and their entire sect, then he lost his own core trying to protect Wei Wuxian (who doesn't know!) then his "martial brother/brother/best friend/whatever" not only goes missing for three months but returns with new powers and new issues he won't share with anyone. Not even Yanli.

Jiang Cheng wanted to protect Wei Wuxian but was unable to due to larger political circumstances and the fact that he didn't know about the transfer. He didn't know why Wei Wuxian was using demonic cultivation! He warns Wei Wuxian again and again that there are larger risks of his cultivation, and he turned out to be right. Trouble found Wei Wuxian even when he ran off and hid peacefully! And he never knew why.

To Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian asking to leave the sect -- regardless of whether or not it was to protect them from further scrutiny by the other sects -- is him asking to leave Jiang Cheng's side. To break their promise without any explanation. He already lost so much and all he can see here is losing another person he loves.

I want to drive that point in, really.

Any insecurity Jiang Cheng feels over Wei Wuxian's capabilities is often outweighed by his sense of responsibility towards rebuilding his sect and attempting to protect what remains of the family he had before the attack on Lotus Pier.

He didn't want to tell Wei Wuxian about why he lost his golden core for the same exact reason that Wei Wuxian kept the surgery a secret. They didn't want to hurt each other with the knowledge of such a great sacrifice. A sacrifice no one would have ever asked of either of them, no matter what was "owed." The Transfer was experimental and pretty much something no cultivator would even attempt. That's what made this choice so risky and so hard to account for.

Neither had any real way to weight the risks and consequences of this situation, and by never talking about it even during a tearful argument, we got canon events. (I've seen people talk about how Wei Wuxian's circumstances meant he had very little else to choose but survival, but this is true for Jiang Cheng too.)

And really. They both tried so hard to survive. And yet, when faced with terrible choices, they chose to protect each other. Putting their cultivation on the line to save each other's lives is not something anyone would normally do. Duty could have been a factor, but in my opinion, it wouldn't have taken Wei Wuxian that far. It wasn't even a factor in Jiang Cheng's.

And I think this is why people feel so put off by Wei Wuxian claiming it was done out of duty to the Yunmeng Jiang family. But it doesn't start with him. Their entire confrontation starts out with Jiang Cheng questioning what the sect meant to Wei Wuxian, if everything they gave him (everything they were to him) was worth nothing. This is almost entirely a projection of what Jiang Cheng asks when he cries. What he really feels is hidden in questions about martial duty.

"Why did you not tell me?"

For all his words, it was less about their sect and so much more about Jiang Cheng feeling like he was worth nothing to Wei Wuxian.

We know this. But Wei Wuxian doesn't.

I didn't notice it immediately, but Wei Wuxian's whole thing is deflection. It's about telling small truths and laughing things off or forcing himself to forget entirely. By the end of their confrontation, he does it again by asking Jiang Cheng to let it stay in the past, now that it's out there, but this does nothing to reduce the tension. It just deflects it again.

I think Wei Wuxian's response to Jiang Cheng's questions was to focus on what he thought was most important. Duty, debt to the Yunmeng Jiang. It was a deflection from what was really wrong. He didn't want to address his own complicated feeling, much less try to untangle whether Jiang Cheng hates him or loves him, so he doesn't.

Whatever broke between them wasn't about duty of any kind. It was about sacrifice, and the pain of carrying its burden alone. It was about loving someone enough to do something so drastic and never being able to say it.

Jiang Cheng hearing that the transfer was out of duty hurts him deeply, because he doesn't know that Wei Wuxian loves him. But Wei Wuxian doesn't know that's what Jiang Cheng is looking for. He hears the first part of their confrontation and responds to that.

Not, "Why did you never tell me?" But 'Did the Yunmeng Jiang mean nothing to you?'

Those are two different questions.

Wei Wuxian is trying to tell Jiang Cheng that it did mean something. That Lotus Pier's destruction, the Jiang parents and Yanli's deaths mattered to him. He's trying to release Jiang Cheng's burden without realizing that, by saying it had nothing to do with him, he's saying that Jiang Cheng didn't matter enough.

This is not how Wei Wuxian feels, we know this. But, again, Jiang Cheng doesn't.

They're talking right past each other, and because of all their other issues, they not only don't realize it, but might never be able to truly address it. They're so used to keeping their feelings hidden from each other that they can't even see how much they, as individuals, matter to each other.

TL;DR.

Both of them love each other and couldn't say it because of their complicated. Well, everything. Instead, their misconceptions cause them both to focus on the wrong things at the wrong time. By asking about what the Yunmeng Jiang meant to Wei Wuxian, it hides what Jiang Cheng really wants to know: if it was done out of love and protectiveness as his sacrifice had been. By focusing on this deflection, Wei Wuxian hides his own feelings by placing duty to the Jiang sect in highest importance. He gives the answer that he thinks Jiang Cheng wants to hear.

So, no, I don't think Wei Wuxian wasn't telling the truth (or at least not the full truth) either.

In the end, this is not what either of them actually wanted from the confrontation and does very little to address their actual emotional issues. All it really does is open the door for something to change in the future.

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Lan Xichen: where did you get that baby?

Lan Wangji, holding Wen Yuan: He's mine.

Lan Xichen: ...Ok...

Lan Wangji: ... ...his name is 'I miss my boyfriend'

Lan Xichen: You cannot name him that.

Lan Wangji: Watch me.

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