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Visiting the lower lands was a complete rarity for Sectonia, especially considering that so many people down there would probably recognise her.

Nevertheless she did it, occasionally leaving her castle (fortress?) to explore Popstar’s surface. Someone had to gather intelligence on the place, after all.

Unfortunately, today her carefulness had failed her, and she was left with someone crossing her path.

Drat.

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puppetmastertaranza said: *quiet, fearful squeaks*

“Do you think we’re going to gang up on you, Taranza?”

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“Alternates are such fun, aren’t they?”

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((impromptu group chat :D))

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At that point an expression of total malicious glee came over Sectonia's face. Obviously that was the exact response she was hoping for from Dedede. She leaned down and murmured some very lewd - and very detailed - concepts into his ear.

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"Don’t bees, I dunno, give birth to hundreds of babies.I don’t know…if I have the endurance for it.”

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"Oh of course not. You'll note that my species is the only part of that sentence I corrected. I'll happily provide details on the other part if you like."

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"Don’t bees, I dunno, give birth to hundreds of babies.I don’t know…if I have the endurance for it.”

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"I'm a wasp, darling."

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"Don’t bees, I dunno, give birth to hundreds of babies.I don’t know…if I have the endurance for it.”

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Patapatapat. Magolor gets head pats from the nice lady... who stands head, shoulders and (ample) chest over him.

"I. I’m…"

Magolor was speechless, honestly. He had been this entire time.

"Why isn’t anyone wearing pants with their sweater still? I wasn’t daft enough to wear just the sweater.”

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"I'm afraid I've made the poor king rather... indisposed."

"I’m concerned about the fact that some crazy stuff is going on in Dreamland the second I left. Do I really have that sort of effect?"

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Drawcia. Drawcia watch out. She's gonna-- you're going to-- Sectonia just hip-bumped you.

*Drawcia just looks over at Sectonia who have no issues with the sweater while she is still embarrass wearing hers, trying to pull it down to hide her underwear*

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"Then why not switch to something we both know?" Sectonia leaned down a little closer to Dedede. This of course was an... interesting action given her current attire.

"Oh hey, wonder what Sectonia put u-

Buon dio."

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"いいえ? デデデ わ やってくる~"

"Oh hey, wonder what Sectonia put u-

Buon dio."

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"Have you got something to say, Dedede?"

"Oh hey, wonder what Sectonia put u-

Buon dio."

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"You know, I should wear some more casual things more often, especially around the palace. Scare the attendants a little."

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"Fear not, Drawcia, I'll distract everybody."

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"Of course it wasn't. I am being completely sincere right now, and in no conceivable eventuality would I immediately burn any sweater you gave to me."

"I’m getting her a sweater.

I’d just do that for Sectonia, but….she has no arms.”

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"Do it anyway. I'm sure any gifts of fashion from you will be most charming."

"I’m getting her a sweater.

I’d just do that for Sectonia, but….she has no arms.”