washed-up-wurmcoil
washed-up-wurmcoil
Washed Up Wurmcoil
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24/gay/mtg That's about it.Main Blog: knoxiating.tumblr.com
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 17 hours ago
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it's insane how hard it is to stop being a fuckup if you don't have a daddy able and willing to hire you to do nothing for 100k a year at his company.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 2 days ago
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i fear the battle is lost at this point but i still flinch every time i see "gay panic" used as a cute positive phrase. Like let's go on say wikipedia.org for a second and try typing that one in folks
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 2 days ago
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i keep tryna get out but they keep dragging me back in...
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 2 days ago
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 3 days ago
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I do think the reveal of Steel as the villain is one of the best reveals of a parent as evil because at no point was the audience ever led to believe that Steel was good. Like the audience always knew Steel as one of the highest ranking individuals in an incredibly morally dubious organization. The reveal wasn't Steel is secretly evil; it was that Steel was willing to (and did) go after the people closest to her.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 3 days ago
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oh no did the petition not work ?? did the government not repeal their vast sweeping surveillance powers even though you asked rly niceys ?? what da helllllllll >:(
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 3 days ago
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They should invent a gayborhood where gay people can actually afford to live
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 3 days ago
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I just can't connect to a John Constantine that doesn't look like he in his rough 30s and/or well-preserved 50s.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 4 days ago
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I would make such a great superhero. I would aurafarm for days then immediately get taken out by a henchman with a gun.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 4 days ago
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 4 days ago
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I love everything about Batman except Batman, the Joker, and Gordon
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 4 days ago
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Just read Batman: Death in the Family for the first time. Why did nobody tell me that Jason Todd's death is the least insane part of it?
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 4 days ago
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Tim Drake falling to the wayside and having his only shtick be "the gay robin" is so real and important to me.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 5 days ago
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My adventures with superman isn't necessarily good, but it does perfectly follow through on its project.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 5 days ago
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Trying to find comics with gay leads to read really makes you realize the (gay superhero):(gay supervillain) ratio is... bad.
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 5 days ago
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Absolutely wild that Fujimoto said “In a world where the very concept of nuclear weapons has been erased from existence, America is so hellbent on warmongering that they will literally reinvent nuclear weapons from scratch just to kill more people, and then the American people will cheer for their use even as the bodies burn, causing the manifestation of War itself to fall in love with America” in his Shonen manga about a teen who transforms into a chainsaw-headed man in 2025
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washed-up-wurmcoil · 5 days ago
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Straights in comic books: ten million possible love interests they regularly interact with, each relationship having its own complicated dynamics.
Lesbians in comics: fanservice with a smile; bisexual so they can be on the list of the straight hero's love interests.
Gays in comics: one wholesome love interest that they date in the world's most boring, conventional way.
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