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enjoying mustard should be a federal crime

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using this platform to say all the things im too scared to say on twitter

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y’all playing smash bros but wont even smash your bros…

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is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?

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Gotta make money somehow

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Although often taken for granted, Google Earth is an incredible feat accomplished by mankind that people 300 years ago would have considered completely mental.

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some of you are so fucking swagless¹

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¹NOT my mutuals they're chads with giant dicks

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DESTRUCTION 100

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click for better quality

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birds out here making some weird ass sounds

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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

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since it didn’t get the love it deserved on twitter

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i have returned to this god forsaken app once again

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Your Daily Dose Of Jonas  February 2008 / February 2019

THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE BACK!

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