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Bratty Bed Time
Daddy:Goodnight princess
Me:Goodnight daddy
Me: …
Daddy:*Seems asleep*
Me:*rolls so back is to Daddy*
Me:*slowly grabs phone from side table and starts playing on it*
Daddy:*silent, not moving*
Me:*making sure all sound is turned off and keeps playing*
Daddy:*still silently sleeping*
Me:*mindlessly playing games*
Daddy:*low voice* Put the phone away
Me:*jumps from being startled* *throws phone*
Me: What phone?
Daddy: ...The one you’ve been playing on this whole time
Me: I didn’t have a phone I was sleeping
Daddy: You just lied to me twice,that’s two strikes princess
Me: *huffs* I didn’t even do anything!
Daddy: When it’s bed time you are to go to sleep
Me: *pouting* I’m not sleepy
Daddy: *smirking* I can change that
Me: No! It’s bedtime Daddy. Remember?
Daddy: *pulls me to face him* Strike three
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