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You’re the most recognised and internationally praised superhero, but you don’t fight any crime. Instead, you use your powers over stone and metal to repair the damage caused by the catastrophic fights other heroes get into.

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Coming back to your apartment you prepare for a good night’s sleep. Upon laying on your bed you suddenly hear noises coming from underneath it. Carefully looking under you’re surprised to see the monster that lurked under your bed as a kid staring back at you. “Look man, I need a favor.”

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Humans are really respected throughout the galaxy. Not because of strenght, intelligence or speed, but because the have hands that always find The Spot Behind The Ears, and can tame every apex predator in the galaxy.

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You awake one morning to find the world devoid of people. But yet… Shows and movies continue to be made with the same people as always. Content still appears on the internet. Stores are still stocked. Your family keeps calling you demanding to know where you are.

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You’re an immortal vampire who looks like a 20 year old. When someone learns that you’re a vampire they always assume that you’re hundreds of years old and want to hear about all your adventures, though you’re actually 53 and you’re always too embarassed to correct them.

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Men: Your Consent Matters Too

Fellas, listen.

You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.

Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to. Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay. Not sure about period sex? Cool.

And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.

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A handcrafted drink at Starbucks costs more than a gallon of milk.

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this series of tweets is seriously killing me i cant see through my tears

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Early STAR WARS poster concepts, artists unknown

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New Official Poster for Black Widow in celebration of the Chinese New Year

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For being the generation that prides itself on having played outside, Boomers sure seem uninterested in saving, you know, the outside.

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APPARENTLY THIS IS HOW ZOOLOGISTS WEIGH TINY BIRDS