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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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"メイドの日なので再放送🫖⚡️" by しば (@kabenianaippai)

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i hate how quickly veggies go bad like not even just lettuce its like they love dying

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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who up dinking they oiter

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you are jealous of the ad demographic im in

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there is something structurally fucked up about my bed room in that it is built like a swiss cheese which may also be a factor in the apparent attraction of like fucking THIRTEEN MICE who just SPAWNED OUT OF NOWHERE while I was DRYING MY HAIR tonight. It's really cold tonight so I guess a bunch of them just fucking showed up but NOOOO. NOOO. get OUUUUT. DO I NEED AN EXTERMINATOR. I HAVE TOO MUCH EMPATHY I DONT WANNA KILL THEM.. NOOOOO. TOO MANYYYY!!!!!!!! get OUUUUy. get oaUAOAOAUAUAUAUUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA EAAPAOWIQKAA GETAOAISYSKAIAI

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unown per type

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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

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Group hug!

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in like 20 years all this bullshit about getting a callout for kinning sardonyx from steven universe or something will be explained by a specific hallucinogenic toxin found only in wacom tablets