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Shadowhunters + Incorrect Quotes 3/?

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Shadowhunters + other characters talking about Malec

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Magnus: *Defends Alec's sister and calls the Clave out on its bullshit, all the while wearing a Tuxedo*

Alec:

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x

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Footage of Izzy playing The Distraction™

Footage of Alec playing The Distraction™

#there was an attempt

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*Demons taking over and destroying Alicante*

Magnus and Alec:

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Magnus: Is that my shirt you're wearing?

Alec: Yeah, do you like it?

Magnus [pointing at his wardrobe]: You'll look better in this one

Alec: . . . Magnus, there's nothing there

Alec:

Alec: Oh

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Thinks he’s a five, but is actually a ten: Alec Lightwood

Thinks he’s a ten, but is actually a five: Lorenzo Rey

Thinks he’s a five and is actually a five: Jonathan Morgenstern

Thinks he’s a ten and is actually a ten: Magnus Bane

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Alec: Good romance starts with good friendship and communication. And what does bad romance start with?

Magnus, singing: Ra, ra, ah-ah-ah, ro-ma, ro-ma-ma, gah gah, ooh-la-la—!

Alec: No.

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Magnus: Wanna help with my wedding?

Alec: Oh… I didn’t know you were getting married. Um, wh.. what do you need me to do?

Magnus: Be my groom.

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Magnus: Alec kissed me.

Clary: OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod!

Izzy: ok we want to hear everything. Clary get the wine. Magnus, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Magnus: Oh it ended very well.

Clary, getting wine: Do not start without me. Do NOT start without me!

Izzy: Ok, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a a soft brush against the lips, or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda kiss?

Magnus: Well at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh Lord, we just sort of sunk into it and we both just lost it.

Clary: So we're you holding him, or was he holding you?

Magnus: At first they were at my waist and then they slid up to my shoulders.

Izzy and Clary: Ahhhhhhhh, that's so cute!

[In the other room Jace and Alec sitting on different sofas by the fire]

Alec: And then I kissed him.

Jace: Tongue?

Alec: Yeah.

Jace: Cool.

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Izzy: what is Magnus to you?

Alec: the reason i wake up every morning

Izzy: Awwww

Magnus, earlier that morning, barging into Alec's room while blasting music: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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As a parent, your greatest hope is that your children don’t inherit your worst traits.

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Just a reminder about that moment when Magnus handwrote their wedding invitation and how Alec read it out loud and said mAGnUs bANe in the softest way possible.

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Clary: Tall people are the enemy.

Alec: I literally can't hear you hating from down there.

Clary: I will tie your shoelaces together faster than you even have the chance to see me do it!

Alec:

Alec: Rude.

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Alec: Alright, everyone knows what they're doing?

Magnus: Like, in general, or the plan?

Alec: The plan, Magnus.

Magnus: Phew, okay.

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What's better than Magnus Bane? Simple, a naked Magnus Bane.

Alec Lightwood-Bane