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It's hilarious to me how Kaladin hates horses but exudes major horse energy

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Would you take ibuprofen with him?

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Adolin in his own chapters: I must show them the brutality of war. Sadeas must be killed. I am the greatest duelist in Alethkar, and I will fufill my fathers dream. Adolin in Kaladins chapters: Hehe hey Bridgehoy go steal Elhokars underwear or something then I’ll respect you. Oh hey Shallan want to go golfing

Adolin in Shallans chapters: Careless whisper plays absurdly loud

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what’s on your mind, kal?

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I love

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Brandon Sanderson || art: Karl Gussow // Jean Claude Kabongo // George Frederic Watts

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“That is one of the great mistakes people make: assuming that someone who does menial work does not like thinking. Physical labor is great for the mind, as it leaves all kinds of time to consider the world. Other work, like accounting or scribing, demands little of the body—but siphons energy from the mind. If you wish to become a storyteller, here is a hint: sell your labor, but not your mind. Give me ten hours a day scrubbing a deck, and oh the stories I could imagine. Give me ten hours adding sums, and all you’ll have me imagining at the end is a warm bed and a thought-free evening.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Tress of the Emerald Sea

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Stephen: I kissed a girl...

Istvahn: Nice! Not a sin.

Stephen: and then I think I hurt her feelings...

Istvahn: Not nice, but also not inherently a sin.

Stephen: And then she stepped on a severed head

Istvahn: I'm going to need you to start over

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Civil Corps Shuffle

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My Time At Sandrock is a fantastic sim game where you play as a twink who builds stuff and ends up dating either an autistic dude who likes rocks, an autistic mute doctor, an autistic science guy, or a cowboy.

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hey unsuur how does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker in sandrock

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Sakamoto desu ga, but make it Qi. 🤭

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he's such a dorkass I am enchanted