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Stephen: I kissed a girl...

Istvahn: Nice! Not a sin.

Stephen: and then I think I hurt her feelings...

Istvahn: Not nice, but also not inherently a sin.

Stephen: And then she stepped on a severed head

Istvahn: I'm going to need you to start over

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Civil Corps Shuffle

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My Time At Sandrock is a fantastic sim game where you play as a twink who builds stuff and ends up dating either an autistic dude who likes rocks, an autistic mute doctor, an autistic science guy, or a cowboy.

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hey unsuur how does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker in sandrock

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Sakamoto desu ga, but make it Qi. 🤭

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he's such a dorkass I am enchanted

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what a weird lil guy (affectionate)

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Whatever Justice is being paid, I don’t think it’s enough for the amount of silliness he puts up with on a daily basis

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eliza clark's new book, penance, is a literary masterpiece and a savvy examination of true crime entertainment, but it's also a nightmarishly vivid time capsule of mid 2010s fandom tumblr

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no fucking WAY why is there a game grumps reference in penance

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i think everyone who was on tumblr in 2015 and/or as a younger teenager should read penance by eliza clark. it's a complete wild ride. deeply unsettling exploration of the grossness of true crime fandom, about a group of british high school girls who murder their friend, but also roughly 3/4 of the way through you get winded with homestuck references and a detailed footnote about all the different types of 2015 kinning on the same page

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reading a novel that’s basically a pastiche of a true crime investigative piece where one of the murderers has a tumblr and the author has helpfully included this footnote….. like you don’t need to tell me eliza I was fucking there

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this is the funniest book i've ever read

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please this is so funny

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I am unwell