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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

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I block people daily. It’s good for the environment.

Post of mine broke containment and I was checking out who reblogged it and they had graphic porn as like the third thing on their blog 👍👍👍

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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SQUANTO

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11/08/2024

Shutter your windows, you shuddering widows.

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus warns His followers against teachers who value their status more than their mission. They wear long, rich robes to show off their status. They go out to marketplaces to be recognized and greeted. They receive seats of honor at lavish banquets. They recite lengthy prayers in public to impress people with their piety. Yet, when entrusted by law with helping to manage the assets of grieving widows, they take advantage and cheat them out of their property (Jesus says they "devour the houses of widows" in most translations). These hypocrites like to LOOK good instead of BEING good, and Jesus says that'll earn them a terrible punishment. 2. In this cartoon, Jesus says His line from the Bible, ending with, "Yet they devour the houses of widows." He's explaining how the hypocritical teachers take advantage of people, and a nearby widow quietly listens and concurs. Suddenly, a flock of hypocritical teachers descends to feast upon her home, and she's forced to fight the literal embodiment of Jesus's figurative speech. 3. I've said it before, but using straight up verbs as onomatopoeias is super funny to me, and a lofty scholar hissing while he's thwacked by a broomstick is surely novel, right?

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How to insult everyone in a traffic jam

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I can't believe the power of God and Anime is real!

Luce, the Vatican's surprise new mascot, I couldn't resist, so I guess it's working!

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It's me. I'm the demographic Luce was made for.

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years